mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 You see there is this mexican kid at my work. Everytime he passes by me, he rubs up against me or touches me even when there is plenty of room to pass. So I says to him "You keep touching me like a girl and I will fuck you in the ass. Comprende?" He doesnt touch me anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 a girl asked me this on Friday: 'What's more sad, two people sleeping alone in seperate beds, or a girl you hardly know asking if you want to sleep here with me?' there was nothing sad about it!! And I snuck out while she was sleeping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 haha. you shoulda pooped in her sink before you left kilo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 then I would never be invited back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Did she have a waterbed? Because I can't dangle on waterbeds..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 but i heard it's easier to dock when you're on water?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@May 2 2005, 03:46 PM then I would never be invited back. Quoted post they come a dime a dozen, doo'. a dime a dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@May 2 2005, 03:00 PM but i heard it's easier to dock when you're on water?? Quoted post Hahahaha.....if this wasn't so clever, I'd berate you on your complete lack of originality :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm still waiting on that squirt video, damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 that was one of the most clever dock jokes yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 HAHA, NIGGAS WERE JOCKING THIS BITCH EARLY. I KNOW BETTER. THAT BITCH PROLLY HAD THE NOLIA CLAP SOMETHIN SERIOUS. AND HER PUSSY PROLLY SMELLED LIKE A HOMELESS NIGGAS SOCKS IN A HOT TUNA SANDWICH. MEROESSS CHEACHEA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 i come on this thread for the first time and theres all this talk about flicks and all i can see is red x's. curses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 *nevermind scratch that bad kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 mero knows best. listen kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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