Guest WebsterUno Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 IM BACK BIOOOOOTCHEZ! NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'> 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to untie your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6. You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time Sombody rockin, knockin da bootz!…H-TOWN! post em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 sex?!?..oh yeah I remember what that is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 hahahahhaha H-TOWN i thuahg tpeople forgot about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead people rule Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Originally posted by platapie: i thuahg tpeople forgot about them. are you drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 sounds like he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 lol for the drunks: Lu0sL ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas [This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-11-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 i think they should of put when your backs bleeding after, or when she cant walk. those are always good signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 she wants one of her friends to try you out! and thier fine ass friend is down! HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 or she takes a piss because your dick puts her pussy all outa wack.. HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup: ...if she shits cum for 3 weeks afterwards... haha nice... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 your neighbors called to ask if you were doing contruction. 911 called to see if there was an emergency people down on the street are holding up all "10" signs you pass the fuck out and don't wake up til hibernation is over there are permanant imprints of your headboard on the wall you earn a red cape. http://www.batman-superman.com/superman/img/supergirl.gif'> ------------------ high plains drifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 http://www.ratemyface.com/pictures/Neidermeyer.jpg'> My Hobbies: Singing, writing music, drugs, skatein, smokin the ill nasty crack rocks, sex, and staring at myself in the mirror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 Your blow up doll just went http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> "ppppllllbbbtttt" http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> (fart sound) ------------------ It's WEBS the new kid, the one you never heardah, the one who's on some cool out shit, but artistically commiting MURDAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 -10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX- 10 your not fury.... 9 your not fury.... 8 your not fury.... 7 your not fury.... 6 your not fury.... 5 your not fury.... 4 your not fury.... 3 your not fury.... 2 your not fury.... and the number one rway to know you've had wild sex is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 your not fury! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 fury, every time i read your name it looks like Furry. i was like "not being furry means youve had wild sex ? what ? did you like pull it all out ? kinky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 actaully surpisingly enough, furie gets laid a total 0 times a day http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'>! what is that, mr. flynt? you think i should renue my subscription to your fine magazine publishings? if you insist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Originally posted by teister: dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to. no my friend i make'em piss during sex.... KINDA GROSS BUT IF THAT HAPPENS THEY REALLY DONT WANT IT TO.. HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 you fucked in the woods too many times and animals start watching in crowds like your the nature chanel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 you both lie there laughing for ten minutes you have to now get up and put the picture frames back on the wall her dog starts licking your feet during (don't ask) you feel like eating the state of minnesota or you're thirstier than anyone has ever been in the history of mankind you uncontrollably keep repeating the word "wow" she makes sounds that only Tuvan throat singers can make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 You fall asleep to your favorite Simpsons episode right after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 blast from the past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 when your anus is leaking a white substance and your wallet is gone.. especially the last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 when theres blood everywhere and youre holding a steak knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 When she calls you the next day saying she's had to sit on the toilet five times because you accidently put it in her butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 there's melted rubber in your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 when you wake up with jonbenet ramseys skull in your lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 When you busted last your cock nutted an entire testicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 when only one of you wakes up after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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