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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

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Guest WebsterUno

IM BACK BIOOOOOTCHEZ! NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>

 

 

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

 

2. It takes five minutes to untie your bodies.

 

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is

recorded in your area.

 

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

 

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your

bed springs.

 

6. You've both gone down one clothing size.

 

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's

nothing left to adjust.

 

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

 

9. Boy, are you hungry!

 

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time

 

Sombody rockin, knockin da bootz!…H-TOWN!

post em!

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Guest platapie

hahahahhaha H-TOWN i thuahg tpeople forgot about them.

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lol

 

for the drunks:

Lu0sL

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"So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"

-nas

 

[This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-11-2001).]

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Guest keep

i think they should of put when your backs bleeding after, or when she cant walk. those are always good signs

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dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to.

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Originally posted by cmeup:

...if she shits cum for 3 weeks afterwards...

 

 

haha nice...

 

 

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower

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your neighbors called to ask if you were doing contruction.

 

911 called to see if there was an emergency

 

people down on the street are holding up all "10" signs

 

you pass the fuck out and don't wake up til hibernation is over

 

there are permanant imprints of your headboard on the wall

 

you earn a red cape.

 

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high plains drifter

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-10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX-

10 your not fury....

9 your not fury....

8 your not fury....

7 your not fury....

6 your not fury....

5 your not fury....

4 your not fury....

3 your not fury....

2 your not fury....

 

and the number one rway to know you've had wild sex is:

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fury, every time i read your name it looks like Furry. i was like "not being furry means youve had wild sex ? what ? did you like pull it all out ? kinky."

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Originally posted by teister:

dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to.

 

no my friend i make'em piss during sex....

KINDA GROSS BUT IF THAT HAPPENS THEY REALLY DONT WANT IT TO..

 

HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

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Guest Pilau Hands

you both lie there laughing for ten minutes

 

you have to now get up and put the picture frames back on the wall

 

her dog starts licking your feet during (don't ask)

 

you feel like eating the state of minnesota or you're thirstier than anyone has ever been in the history of mankind

 

you uncontrollably keep repeating the word "wow"

 

she makes sounds that only Tuvan throat singers can make

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Guest imported_Europe

You fall asleep to your favorite Simpsons episode right after...

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