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Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken

dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one

of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for

the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled

fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would

come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably

end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would

get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas

Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one

of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started

on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for

cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in

a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who

were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on

a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales

to keep bad children from pissing off their parents.

 

 

-splink

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sometimes I'll just sit around and think back and remember stupid shit girls have said to me, one time I told this girl I felt "awkward" and the bitch said "Don't feel awkwarded" I really did contemplate pimp smacking the bitch. But I didn't. Another thing I sometimes wonder about is why the rides at Six Flags have gotten so wild out now, I remember back in the day when the Scream Machine was the scariest shit out, and you were a real ass nigga if you went on that shit, now my little nephew be jumping on that shit giggling like he's being pulled down the street in a wagon. Shit. Now niggaz got some shit were they attach a elastic string to your waist, take you up so high your nose bleeds and then just drop your silly ass. You see mad heads gathered around so they can watch stool drip from your pants, shit is drastic now son. I'm not scared of any of these rides or anything but they're bugged out, That Nitro coaster is like a vertical drop 500 feet down. You can feel your kidney and other shit inside you blast up into your throat like you drank 3 40's of OE and ate some Chinese food from Bedford Park. Oh yeah, I love niggaz who talk shit too. I was at the D train station at 161st (Go Yanks!) the other day and this kid Rimz SUB 667 (I didnt know he was Rimz) comes up to me and asks me what I write, cuz he saw me busting a tag (Like he couldnt just read the tag) So I told him "MERO TMF MLB" and he goes "You TMF?" So I go, "Yeah, why?" Then the nigga backed up and said he was Netr, He was shook. If I would have known he was Rimz, his chin woulda got rocked. Sucka. I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. Anyway I'm gonna go hit the strizzy club. I'm bored, and Jessie is pregnant. Peace.

 

 

MERO MLB TMF HAR MOBB

MEROKILLS

MERODOGS

MEROJUANA

KILLA CANE HUSANE

VILLAVILLAINS

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Guest fr8lover

kick em in the grill, Pete!

 

MERO CALLS HIS SHIT STOOL!!!

 

more..

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"never knew a nigga who busted a tag on a 40oz" shit what you think that s some new style or something

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Guest im not witty

mero is sorely missed. tales of hittin people with dead squirrels and all kinds of other wack shit i cant even mention.

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remember the mero story about the girl who fucked that lame ass cat, then repeated the tryst on video so everyone could laugh at it?

 

he came and she said 'did you come?' an he was all 'i don't knoooowwwww'

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

funniest shit ever.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

damn

i had no idea mero was banned.

why did he get banned?

dood was funny.

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BUMP FOR MY NIGGA 26

 

*UPDATE, RIMZ IS COOL NOW. SUB 667 ARE MY NIGGAS AND THOSE NERDS I WAS RIDING WITH BACK IN THE DAY SHOWED THEIR TRUE COLORS AND ARE NOW GETTING STOMPED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT. HOLLA.

 

 

 

 

M E R O E

.ATB SAD.

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" No need to dig You will be eaten by a pig no piece of meat is too big for twenty boars your flesh is sweet like fig to vultures pheasents and crows there are many desert holes where no one ever goes bury your foes and no one ever knows whenever a severed corpse starts to decompose the smell is unpleasent to the nose to some particular scum it is refreshing like a rose the smell of death infested flesh is like jelly on toast but to most it makes your belly feel gross so keep your bathroom door closed tightly cause if your neighbors smell it they may be likely to call cops to impose/ After your pigs eat the corpse you can sell the pork You can make a business out of murder when I pull this door/ check it you will kill a whore feed her to the boars til you fill them and sell the meat to the store It is a killing for sure" -Necro

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