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Measure Your Dirty Deeds... The Purity Test.


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sorry gene, but if i know you as good as i think do, you're 64% pure. i just took the test for you. just admit it man, and don't worry this information won't leave this room to ruin your reputation as a dude.

 

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!"

"did i just hit that ostrich?!

no it's fine, keep going"

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whoa!

it's rare that i get my 3 older sisters together, but this christmas, we all took the purity test together. i learned some pretty interesting stuff, eek! oh, and my grandma took it, ha. when she went to enter '1' as her # of sexual partners, 12 came up, because it was a previous answer. "oh, who's is that?"

 

hm, sex test, huh? i will check it out.

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40% and im not sure if anyone has mentioned it cause i didnt read past the 1st page but taking a shit and getting head is called a "blumpkin" amongst my friends

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32%

 

somehow i thought it would be lower than that.

 

i also took some of the other tests on offer. the death test told me i am going to die at age 51 on the 10th february 2030. the most likely cause will be cancer, followed closely by homicide. the gender test correctly guessed i was male, and the gay test said i was 5% gay. perhaps that will rise soon because the gayest age is 24

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I'm 45% Pure!

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to me:

people less pure than me(16%) - people like me (1%) - people more pure than me (83%) - Based on the 9,738,297 submissions before me.

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i also took the death test imma die july 29, 2054 at 70 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (22%)

Heart Attack (20%)

Electrolysis (11%)

Homicide (6%)

 

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

 

my niples arent that hairy..but i have a few strands of hair :D

 

i also have a hairy belly

 

and a hairy ass crack :beat:

 

and im asian

 

i am fucked up

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