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Guest willy.wonka

some of the most crazy shit you had ever seen.....

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Guest willy.wonka

fighter jet crashed and exploded into a ball of flames...

car flipping down the freeway...

car crashing off of a bridge down to the freeway...

 

ufo/meteor crash into a mountain...family told me to ignore,its nothing,but years later i saw the same thing on tv and they said it was a ufo crash landing that the us army went to retrieve....i saw it.

 

i have seen so many ufo's,that they have to be man-made...

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Guest willy.wonka

i saw a alien nightowl rapin a goat in our treehouse

 

i saw bigfoot....nah,thats a lie.

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

i watched a guy spin out during the first heavy rain in months and end up perching the entire back end of his car over the concrete barrier on the freeway... 50-75feet up maybe? one tire was touching the ground... one of the scariest things i've seen...

 

also,

watched a guy shoot 2 high school kids and then himself... i was still smoking weed at the time too... total buzzkill... :o

saw my buddies car catch fire and explode a few minutes later... actually a little disappointing, but still pretty nuts...

saw a girl get drilled by a dog at a party once... not much to say about that...

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Guest willy.wonka

i saw my friend,drunk as fuck trying to put a car-fire out with a garden hose...i stood back and yelled at him to get away.

he always called me bitchboy until i ran into a burning house lookin for women and burning babies....i didnt find any.

me and my homie just want to be FIREMEN after those two incidents.

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Guest willy.wonka

yeah,i think 9.11 is the craziest...RIP

everything on the news right now is crazy...they are crucifying and hanging people upsidedown in pakistan...

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Guest uncle-boy

i found a dead guy wjo just jumped out of his 27th floor room and landed right next to the back exit of my girls apartment.

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Guest blink_ATX

im sorry im sheltered but i have seen quite a few car wrecks

 

brand new Corvette went up the side of a hill and turned over going about 120, mother fucker died.

 

saw that girl from varsity blues and evil dead with her makeup off and a shirt with no bra on the set of varsity blues, holy shit scary.

 

saw a freshman get his ass romped by an eigth grader when i was in seventh grade, it was funny, wish you where there.

 

Seen a really big black guy get jawed by some mexican punk and not do anything about it. ssscccaaaarrriiieeeeee

 

saw that faces of death where that russian soldier gets his throat cut the fuck open.

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saw a man get shot at close range and bleed to death (he bled to death in minutes)

 

and i saw a car flip over railing when it skidded out on a turn, it was a SUV and it went half off the thing

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Guest fr8lover

when i was real little, i think it was around 91 we were up in toronto at a blue jays game. blue jays vs the twins....we were in the nosebleed section and the game was a blowout (twins killed them if i remember correctly). while the game was going on they were having an air show and two jets collided together in midair and all of us in the nosebleed section saw the whole thing coming and ending. one guy blew up in his plane and landed in the water, and the other got out with his chute and survived...it was nuts.

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Guest NATO

someone blatantly stealing a car, he walked up smashed the window and hotwired it only to dump it at a set of traffic lights about 300 meters from where he stole it and then run off. that was last week.

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i was driving with my aunt down the freee way when al the sudden we saw all these cars swerving to the side when we saw a man who wanted to kill himself driving out way in truck. goodthing my aunt knows how to drive becuase if it were my dad i wouldnt be responding to this

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i saw a clip of shit-eating porn

 

thats the only thing i can think of

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found a guy who just hung himself from a boxcar, we were 20 minutes too late to save him the paramedics said, i felt terrible because i found his wallet witha picture of his family under it.

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Guest platapie

i saw a old women get hit by a bus. that was no fun at all.

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I remember I was just about to start junior high. My dad was already inside the cafeteria for the introduction meeting type thing. Me an my mom were inside the car on the street while I was finishing up the food. Then this truck comes speeding around the cornerand starting shooting up this house across the street from where we were parked. It was crazy cause my and the driver were looking at each other before it happened beacause they were driving all fast. I later find out that some girl in my class, that was her house. They were trying to get her brother.

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Originally posted by j3di

i walked in on my parents...

 

This is true horror ..heres some of myne

 

- Friends neck vain bulge out like in a cartoon while he was on speed

- Kid get hit by a van

- Broke my own elbow- bone through skin

- dog sodomize a cat

- Man get blown up by tank

- midget porn

- Prison rape

- monkey jerk off on my friend ( indonesia )

- kid shit on a pool

- fire cracker explode in my friends hand

- dry ice go off in my room

 

 

theres more ill post later

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Monkey see Monkey do

 

Originally posted by High Priest

- monkey jerk off on my friend ( indonesia )

i saw a monkey do that on the mainland across from samosir island in west sumatra. we were feeding them bananas, and one was playing with his own (it didnt get on anyone)

the craziest place ive ever seen was a whore house (block) in indonesia. no joke. the guy who was taking us around told us it was a disco tech. we drive through a corn field and end up on a dirt road, where in the middle of nowhere, theres like three blocks of houses...all with red lights on. dude stopped the car and we got swarmed by like 20 hookers, all spitting game at us, grabbing our arms and balls. it was scary, honestly. dude started yelling at them and they all retreated. there was hella indo dudes riding around on motorcycles staring at us all crazy. some of the girls were hot, but i was trippin in my mind. i couldnt wait to leave that place!!

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Guest railroadjerk
Originally posted by High Priest

- dog sodomize a cat

 

aaaaaah wow.

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a person i grew up with in an open casket. who drowned because his "friends" didnt want to wait around for him. his knuckles were all cut up from smashing into the rocks on the shore for a day. they only did an open casket for his sister who last say him after they identified him after he was found face first in the pond. i got some stories that yall would consider crazy, but since this is a "craziest shit youve ever seen" that was it :(

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or my other boy who i grew up with, that was manic dpressive and commited suicide. i went to the tree with his cousin that he hung himself from, he didnt do it right so he never broke his neck, just choked himself out, and it smelled like lillys. the whole woods around where he did it on his aniversery smelled like lillys. for some reason or another, and since im religous i took it as a good thing, while his cousin bugged out and me an her went out so i could take her mind off things :(

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