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No, but I did eat a ham and cheese omelete, homefries, toast, and a sausage egg and cheese bagel Delicous.

not from my real job, since I've been on disability for the last 4 months, but from my bouncing gig So anyways...I got into an argument with some kid, threw him out, and I figured that was that. Few hours later we close and I'm outside trying to get everyone to their car, the kid and a few of his boys are outside waiting. The little faggot starts popping shit, I try to go after him, and all my co-workers get between us and prevent me from hitting him cuz they always like to ruin my fun (they all think I'm fuckin nuts and just love to fight, which is only partially true). So at this point fights start breaking out everywhere, cuz that's just how it is when we close...there's at least 5 separate, pretty big fights going on and everyones distracted so I take this opportunity to run up on the kid and catch him with a few shots, drop him, then rub his face in the cement I figure that's the end of it now and go along on my job, breaking up other fights and pushing the crowd further and further from the club...a block or 2 away who is there poppin shit, same fuckin kid. I start heading towards him and I can hear my boss yelling at me to stop, but fuck that nonsense. I get up to him and he starts talkin bout how he's gunna catch me somewhere, fuck me up blah blah, so I just let him keep talkin til he pokes me in the chest, at which point I slam him into a car. After that 2 of his boys start talkin more shit, so I go after them and I'm again pulled away from them cuz everyone I work with is apparently scared of confrontation with the big bad minorities. They're aways mad quick to choke out a Gotti fag who gets lippy, but as soon as it's a darkie muthafuckas are all about peaceful resolutions and shit. After we get back inside my boss and the head bouncer pull me aside and start givin me some long gay speech about how "We can't be out here fighting in the streets like it's ___ ____ (the hood I'm from), it just doesn't work like that". After I explained that the kid put his hands on me first and I won't take that from anyone they said some more gay shit and I basically told em the whole job was retarded. I finished cleaning, got my money, then went and looked at the schedule for next week and surprise surprise, my name was whited out. Noone said anything to me, so I'm not sure if I'm actually fired or just gettin punished for a week, but either way i think I'm not gunna go back. Fuck a place where faggots are gunna let muthafuckas put their hands on you just cuz "we're professionals". Suck a dick, no homo. This thread is mad long for no reason, but typing it has officially made me tired enough to sleep so yeah. Read it, or don't...whatever bro-ski.

I'll never give up anything that belongs to me...even if it's only a dollar, it's my fuckin dollar, fuck you. I got robbed once, for an O of mids back in the day, but it was cuz I was young and stupid. Made a deal in the projects with some dudes I didn't know, and handed it over before they gave me the money...I was the expecting the money, which is what usually follows, but I instead got a gun in my face

Only sexual pill I've ever taken is "Mojo Warrior" I'd never heard of it before, but a few of my Blood homies get em from Boston so yeah, I tried em and WOW...I was hittin it from behind on a couch with this girl and one end was seriously going up in the air everytime I would thrust haha Look that shit up, you can order it online

Cops do whatever the fuck they want, legal or not

I lost my virginity to my sisters friend, ruined their friendship I fucked another one of her friends a few times, and it's all good on that end Basically, it can go either way...but really, why would you care regardless?

Cuz you're wearing blue track pants

Sabertooth snatch

Bumped to a new page hahaha

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My parents owed like 6 grand last year after they lost all their dependants cuz my sister finally turned 18....my dad was rip shit, didn't talk to us for like a week haha

I got like $900 back after H&R block took their cut....that's about $500 less than I got back last year, I think cashing in a bunch of savings bonds fucked me over or something Anyways, I don't get to play with my money regardless...I owe Boston probation $500, then I'm gunna give my mom 3 or $400 towards the $600 I owe her

We've got a Gay St in my city...always makes me giggle like I'm fuckin 12 And yeah...I've got a man crush on Mark Wahlberg, no homo.

Jesus I was drunk But yeah, kitchen hockey is amazing

Wearove n mitts ot the internet cu I catch fkre

As some of you may remmeber, I onc ehad a ufckin AMAZIG vodka pong tbale in my kitchen. Well, last weke the deciison was amde that the table was vfucked up beyong repair, we knocked the legs of ti and toom it out of circulation. Well, now with all ythreis new wid eopens pac ein my kithcen we've ecidewd to start playing a new game, KITHCEN HOCKEY. each time consist of 2 players, a forward and a dfender, and the 2 may switch positons at any time. Each forward has a regulation hocey stick, while each defewnder is using a broke n leg from the pong table. the goals are 2 doorways (one intot he bathroom, and one into my roomates room)mand the puck is a Cambell's can stuffed with apper towele and then sealed up with stickers First tp 5wins, and usually wee can onyl play one game cuz it's so goddman tiring haha...my roomate keeps thretaneing to snap the sticks while I'm sleeping cuz we continue to play at redioculosu tiems of the day (we just finished a cgame) and he hasta get up in the mornin for work. Oh well. By the wya, Manute Bol is fucking edterrible at it, and me anc cancerpatient101 are fuckin unstoppable, and undefeated/ That is all NBy the wya, mega props to anyone thatr ead theat whole tyhing, even with all my terrible durnken typos

Worst odd sof a fight i"ve eve rbene in was like literally 15 on 2, and my other boy was my young dude, smallllll muthafucka, kid's like 5'6 120 lbs We beat the FUCK outta the kids too, thatw as the sad part haha...buncha real big fuckin Bro's, all got stomped the fuck out in the middle of the strete in front of all their btiches, good times

My dad is like 54 years old, I'm 19 and prolly in the best shape I'll ever be in...my Dad would beat the fuckkkkkk out of me HGe was a pro kickboxer and just an alla round thug groiwn up...you ask anyone from my hood aboput my father and muthafuckas flinch, dude is serious Also, one of the nicest guys ever and best father I could have veer asked for...when i tld him yesterdya tat I might hafta do a month or 2 in jail very soon his first words were "Well, you better cut that fuckin hair and stopt alkin about how pretty you are" haha

Theo make slal of Tease's thread fukin succeseds

Shit, I have a hard enough time keepin it hard during the few seconds it takes me to get it on then into the bitch, nevermind pre-wrapping it haha

I refer to what Frate and I have as a hip hop beard, as alot of underground rappers are seen sporting it

I fuckin love pizza...I've found pretty much any pizza will do

My Lincoln LS has heated seats, and I've pretty much decided I never want to live without them again haha

My beard is the same level as Frate's, but really it's just one step up from my chinstrap, not much of a beard. And yeah Gucci, I could never shave my own beard...trips to the barber once a week