AyeBee

Oh man we definately don't have that around here....I'm depressed now.

Jehovah's Witnesses are fuckin crazy....my best friends girl is a Jehovah. Well, actually, her Mom is and she just now started studying that shit, like this was the first Christmas that she didn't celebrate, shit like that. He broke up with her a few weeks ago but he's still smashing, I told him that's likely to stop at some point too with the new religous kick This kid's whole family loves Jehovahs...his Dad is married to one, his brother was chasing one for years....fuckin weird, they must have magical vaginas

What's a 2 for 2?

I dated a virgin once that told me I'd hafta wait at least 4 months to fuck. Within 2 weeks of us "officially" dating she asked me to hit it. I said no the first time, just for good measure haha Another time I had a girl who I was talking to for like 4 months that said she wouldn't fuck...we found a compromise and just used to 69 alot I also had a girl once that I talked to for 2 or 3 months that wasn't giving it up, and after awhile I just had a serious conversation with her and told her straight up that I wasn't interested in a relationship that didn't involve sex Basically what I'm sayin is you can either be pimp enough that she wants it just as bad as you. Or you could find a compromise. or you could be honest. Or you could just go with the time tested strategy of getting your nuts off with other people. Hope this cleared your situation up for you haha

It all depends....everytime I travel somewhere the dollar menus are different. Still $1 here though.

Just block her and never speak again

Joe Budden- Dear Diary

Bars close at 2...we have a fuckin ill ass scene...and the massage parlors are still alive and thriving, although I'm banned from my personal favorite one now haha I don't even know why I bothered defending it, RI is amazing and anyone who's spent time there should know it

The first club I ever bounced at it was me, my brother, and a buncha dudes he chilled with/worked with, that was good times. The club I work at now is a buncha douchebags from smaller, sorrounding towns who are all mad on the low racist...ya know, the kids that would never say shit to anyones face, but call em a nigger and a monkey after we toss em. When they found out where I was from they were all like "Oh, fuck that bro...so you know all these niggers?" hahaha Somewhat related, and me stating why i can kinda understand the bouncer hatred And the kid is definately a douchebag for getting bottle service at a faggy ass club

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola Apparently we're keepin it in this one for the new year...hiyoooooo

Yessir

PROP ME MUTHAFUCKAS! 2 BLOCKS IS NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH!

Ebony and ivory, drink together in perfect harmony.

Channel Zero has not been very bouncer friendly as of late haha

I've only ever had one real relationship, and thus one real breakup...it resulted in months of misery, drunkeness, violence, and n00dz for the 12oz community Other then that when a girl finally gets sick of my shit I just start fuckin with one of their friends

I drank 3 bottles of champagne to the face last night, then a buncha shots of vodka and Henny. I then ate breakfast at a spot affectionately known as "Sweaty Bettys" Surprisingly I feel fine this morning...one gross shit and I think I'm done Dinner at Texas Road House in a few hours is gunna change that

Ah, ok

Wait...bike?

This is somewhat related, since it also deals with the whole private area I generally do my manscaping with a pair of scissors, but I got a new razor for Christmas so I figured I'd try it out today. The setting I used cut a tad bit closer than I generally like. My dick may not be on fire, but I feel like I'm 9 again

Some people just like shit like that I've got a boy who likes to climb onto rooftops downtown, drink by himself, then sometimes fall asleep up there

I think the fact that I only have 1 tic tac shows you how skewed this props sytem really is...hook ya boy up

Everyone is bothering me to have a party, since I throw insane ones at my crib, but I can't be bothered with that at the moment, already got one planned for this month So instead I'mma just have people over for a shindig, drink a bottle of champagne to the face, then head downtown to act a fool

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola Yeah...I'm an asshole.

I get in alot of fights, and also get to choke/slam/throw kids cuz I bounce My last actual fight was last Friday at a party at my crib...some kid started mouthin off to me about this girl I fuck, not making the connection. I let him pop off about her for a minute or two, then blasted him in the face twice. Everyone jumped back to make space, I grabbed him by the neck, dragged him into the hall, pushed him down the stairs, then booted him in the back of the head for good measure

Yeahhhhh....