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Haha we joked about goin on that show before, but decided it wouldn't be any good for MTV cuz it would just consist of her repeatedly telling the guys "No, I love my boyfriend" and then me slapping them when they got back from the date Although, come to think of it, that'd be alot better than the actual show

I fuckin hate soccer, but Fifa is mad fun

This thread is amazing, props to both

Who wouldn't though, I'm mad adorable. And it's usually the girls that think I'm the biggest scumbag that get drunk and start reaching in my pants for my dick...I think it's a combination of deep rooted issues with their parents and low self esteem

My ex-girl was real crazy clingy because she had no life...she cut off all her friends after we got together, and what ones she did have were dudes so I wasn't really down for them chilling together. After a few months of us dating her psychotic parents decided she had to get rid of me, which she refused to do, so she was pretty much on a constant punishment for 2 years. That resulted in anytime I wasn't sneakin around to see her she'd wanna be on the phone talking, and always bitching at me about something...either what I was doing, or who I was with, or blah blah blah whatever. After awhile I started finding quiet corners and making my friends be silent so i could pretend I was home and alone long enough for her to shut up Eventually I decided I couldn't take it anymore and ended it...after about a month I realized how much I missed her crazy ass and tried to get her back, but by that time shit was too fucked up and the resulting events...well alot of you know the stories haha Just me further proving my point about how women only use friends as placeholders between relationships

That's what I'm sayin

So if someone were to rape you, your father/brother/boyfriend/whatever would have no good reason to kill them right? You're abso-fucking-lutely retarded

I'm not sayin this applies to these particular murders, but for all you know the dude had a damn good reason to kill those two So next time I make a humorous comment about how bad it's gunna suck going to jail lookin like a complete douchebag, you can keep your cunt-like observations to yourself

I like Italian and Portugese girls, so i can live with a little hair (not that that's a little, but you get the point) If she was hot, I'd beat

It's just fucked up to actually make him go to bookings like that haha

:lol: at Dawood

I remember the first time I stayed in NY and saw a roach I almost shit myself, nasty muthafuckas I told my boy's brother, who we were stayin with, and he was just like "Nigga, this is the Bronx, of course you saw a roach" haha If I had to deal with em on a regular basis I'd be sick to my fuckin stomach, things are fuckin nasty

Girl on the left got some real nice thighs Mmmm...

Hahahaha

This is hilarious haha

Wow...just wow.

I woke up at 2, then went to Walmart to buy some shit. Yeah I'm supposed to be goin to get drinks with this girl later, but she tends to be a front so i doubt it. most likely I'll just end up goin to bed early, I've got court in the morning

Hug me, love me, squeeze me, and call me George No homo.

I'd slip on the ice QUICKLY....my ass has bene on disability the last 4 months, milking the system is amazing

TOTALLY BRO!

Yeah man, he claims it's a straight night when he goes but I have my doubts hahaha

Hahaha, yo I cannot picture you at a club, that's amazing. Even better yet, have you heard that N. has been goin to clubs lately? Hahahaha

I've been to H&R Block 2 years in a row, they did aite by me. I payed $87 to get my taxes done this year, plus $20 to get the early loan shit, not too bad. Like I said, I didn't get as much back as expected, but I blame that on cashing in savings bonds

I'm gunna go ahead and say MOST (don't get all uppity here ladies, maybe you're different) women are like this. In my experience when a girl gets a boyfriend they no longer have any need for their friends, and devote their whole life to the dude Maybe faggots are just the same way

I'll be aite