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Everything posted by AyeBee

  1. Apparently I say fuck and faggot constantly I've been told it detracts from my extensive vocabulary, although I feel it just adds some flair
  2. I'm 41 days sober Fuck house arrest.
  3. I've helped LP at my Home Depot wrap people up before...I never would go out of my way to do it myself like this herb, but when dudes asked me to I'd always bodyslam a nigga for em, mainly cuz they were real cool dudes that let me get away with a lot of shady shit. They're actually both now guards at the ACI, so nice to have a few friends in there haha My brother used to do LP, and so does a dude in my crew (who has shoplifting arrests, funny enough). Sometimes they just put the wrong muthafuckas in a position of authority haha
  4. Yeah man, all my boys are doin their part exactly as I expected, I keep my team pretty official As far as the girls go, its also exactly as I expected. Bunch of groupies hoes on some "oh my god, I can't believe you're on house arrest, poor thing, I needa come see you baby" type shit. They come through once or twice, then it becomes "I can't, I don't have a ride, blah blah blah". There's been one exception, chick who takes a bus to come see me and just spends whole days chillin, but I also knew shed be that girl, so all in all, no surprises
  5. So I'm a little over a third of the way done with this shit, so I figured I'd give my friends here at the Oontz a little update After 33 days of boredom, isolation, and sobriety I can definately say that house arrest is 100x worse than I ever even imagined. The only time I leave the house is for work, and random other shit as it becomes necessary, like an oil change, haircut, etc etc. Maybe for some people it doesn't seem that bad, but since my life is a pretty much constant party, this is quite the change. If I didn't have a job to keep I would gladly turn myself into the ACI and just se
  6. HAPPY BIRFDAY HOMIE! When I get this ankle bracelet off I'm gunna finally come down and visit, or vice-versa
  7. I'm on. SpeedyTheSloth2...yodel acha boy.
  8. Ill eat a bitches's ass quick, I love that shit, but I'm definately not lettin her anywhere near my asshole. However, my boy lets his girl do it at all the time and he says it feels amazing. To each their own I guess ha And I'd like to re-iterate, ear licking is the shit
  9. Slackin homie, you already know ya boy AB woulda smashed it in a quickness and then left everyone else to deal with the sloppy seconds situation Also, there is nothin that gets me ready to fuck like a tounge in my ear, true story.
  10. Me and my girl of 2 years broke up, and it was some real messy, drunken, violent shit which provided a few epic tales for the 12oz community. After I beat up her new man and a few of his friends, me and her commenced sneakin around behind his back and all that good shit for a few months. I finally put an end to that, and thought I was done with her for good, was seeing another girl who I actually kinda liked. So new girl goes out and gets a job...good right? Not good, as it turns out the job is with old girl (and her best friend, and her bst friends mother, her best friends brother..
  11. Honestly it's much harder to get used to not being able to leave the house then it is to not be able to drink
  12. I'm on 22 days sober, with 69 left FUCK house arrest
  13. I'm 21 days sober. 70 left. FUCK house arrest.
  14. So me and my boys just copped a townhouse with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, and 2 living rooms for $1,250 a month As I mentioned on the previous page I haven't been living at my own apartment cuz its not an eligible residence for house arrest due to one of my roomates having a record too, but now that were moving into a new spot I'm gunna leave him off the list of people living there. HOPEFULLY everything works out and I'll move into the new spot on the 1st with them, cuz if I don't get out of my sisters crib soon I'm gunna go fuckin insane
  15. Re: fuck my wife. whats now? I went through a real bad, and well documented funk in which I was super fuckin depressed, on a suicidal tip somedays. I started just gettin wasted and wylin the fuck out with my team every day and night, which eventually helped me more or less get over it. I mean, that shit got me into a ton of legal issues and as a result of how I started acting I'm now sitting in my sister's living room with an ankle bracelet on, but honestly its better than feeling like shit all the time Although actually, aren't you feelin all depressed pretty much over ge
  16. I got popped for graffiti in Boston once and started freakin out since I was already on probation, for graffiti, back home. I was pretending to be real drunk and sick so the cop left me uncuffed in his car for a few, and I used that opportunity to stash my ID and cards in my sock, since its always a 50/50 shot if cops are gunna check the bottom of your feet or not. Anyways, I got arrested and back to the station and made it about halfway through the booking process using my uncle's name, until thy found a fuckin Old Navy card in my wallet that I had missed. My own fault, got caught slippi
  17. 2000 Lincoln LS....its my baby, but its also got 135k on it and a reputation for just falling apart when the time comes I paid about 5 grand less than blue book value for it, so when I get my settlement check from my car accident (hopefully sooner than later) I'm gunna trade the LS in towards something newer, and even more ballin
  18. Yo, you muthafuckas all need to either get my $200 (plus the cost of burgers) up or SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit is now aggravating as a muthafucka And before I read one more fuckin retarded ass "$200?! When did it become $200?!" post, go read the original thread. That became my price within like the first 2 pages Even worse then that, if I read one more "Stop makin excuses!" post I'm gunna fuckin kill myself. No excuses, I just want my dough. $200....FUCK YOU, PAY ME What else will you muthafuckas follow with next? Hmmmm...oh yeah, "If you can do it then just take the $100". Fuc
  19. Get up $200, plus the cost of the burgers, and ya boy is all over this I could actually use the extra money, so get collecting. I put spectr in charge of putting together the proper funds
  20. Nah that was Kenard, kid that dropped Omar That was a fuckin amazing last episode. Some of the highlights for me were definately: Marlo runnin up on those corner boys was golden...first time you actually see him pull some real gangsta shit, kinda showing how he got the crown in th first place. Michael as the new Omar; "That's just a knee". Wee Bay and Chris together in the yard, some true gangstas. McNulty's wake...for the first time in the history of the show I actually like McNulty. Sydnor as the new Lester/McNulty was hilarious haha I wish Cheese wouldn't of got droppe
  21. You leave me no other choice...scumfuck.
  22. Re: FUCK SECRETARIES I have some serious secretary fantasies
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