mr.yuck

I hopped out of my car to help a turtle make it across the street in my neighborhood today. Some one coming from the other direction slowed as they rolled by to see what I was doing and when they figured it out, they straight gave me the gas face. Fuckin, I don't know whats wrong with people anymore, but I'm gonna remember that car and never smile and nod at them as they drive by. Gonna straight gas face that animal hating buster every chance I get.

How was the trip

Old wooden heart poker

The electric booty roaster

I'm crying laughing right now. My homie just sent me a picture from 15 years ago where we were juggalos for Halloween. We legit had to scrap our way out of every party we went to.

Did that slap get peeled or just fade away?

Yeah. Since my wife and I don't have kids to worry about, we are busy worrying about our nieces and nephews. They are going to be coming on line as adults in 3-4 years and no one has prepared them for adulthood in any aspect.

I barely got out of bed yesterday. What the fuck is happening. I blame it on an unusually cold start to summer.

What if the burger buns aren't B?

The new version lets the ladies know you can fuck.

@SchnitzelI just learn about the nutbush dance. Is it a real thing?

I think I'm old enough to call these motherfuckers young man or son and not come off as disrespectful. I might take it for a test drive this weekend and see how it feels.

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I just had my first "Am I really that old" moment, and it wasn't great. This guy came by selling his pest service routine and my wife told him to go in the back and talk to me. The dude was a good sales man and I was like "yeah, yeah. So you're gonna make the bugs go away? Say less!" We ended up bullshitting, not about big services, just this and that. He eventually said some shit like "back in the mid 2000s when I was young..." My brain was instantly like damnit man. In the mid 2000s I was runnin these streets and being a grade a asshole. So I asked him how old was he anyway. He poked his chest out and said I'm 24. How old are you? I told him I'll be 42 this year and he was like oh cool, you and my mom are the same age. Haha. That's all.

"This ain't like that country club shit you're used to..." Sidney Yuck

Cleaning off this concrete pad in the back yard. It's been neglected for years now and I'm trying to relive my hoop dreams.

Yo! That little girls head was inches from being blasted open on that granite counter!

Stance is on crap factory

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Wonk saggin!

Are you trying to bring both set of parents in at the same time?