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My ninja. I hear that shit. Plato's closet is good. At least they have shit people want. I was looking at my selection of shit and it's all good will. It's all best ass work clothes. 😭

I was super lolzing at this shit. A whole new level of treachery. America's meddling in foreign affairs isn't even as wide open as this Prigozhin ass fool. He was for real like "yeah I'm doing it. So what pussy ass?"

@swif1where you at bro?

I ended up running low on a few scents that just weren't hittin on shit. They were all almost empty. There was some David Beckham scent. I'm not sure where it came from but it smells like a magazine page. Prada black. Not loving that anymore. And Versace eau fraiche. Kinda boring. Just been rocking deo for the past several months.

Oh shit son. They brought it back October of last year. https://www.jeanpaulgaultier.com/ww/en/fragrances/welcome-back-gaultier2

Good picks @ndv I just tossed all of my bottles in the trash. Time to start over. what do the rest of y'all motherfuckers smell like right now? still digging that Italian leather by memo Paris might pick up that and also might pick up a bottle of Gaultier 2. That's my all time favorite shit and I'm gonna have to drop some bucks on it since it's discontinued.

I like the first one cuz it reads like a retarded wrote it. And that might also pull at people's heart strings. Everyone is going to want to help the retardeds cats. The second is also good. More polished. The whole part about the cats getting to live the life they deserve is "chefs kiss" magic.

Sup Foo's? I finally installed some closet drip today. I bought this shit from Lowes. It was a closet kit that's meant to fit in one of them 2x8 ft long boy closets with the tower in the middle and then hang bars on either side to the wall. I don't have that set up but i liked the look so I copped 2 kits and figured I'd just rearrange the pieces to suit my needs. Easy peasy, right? I got started on this butt fucking piece of shit at 9 am, made 2 trips back to Lowe's to buy legs for this thing and lots of different toggle bolts, lag screw, and washers for spacers, to custom put this thing back together. I wrapped up right around midnight. Here we have exhibit A Base cabinet First and foremost this shit didn't come with legs. It was originally supposed mount directly to the wall above the baseboard. Turns out I forgot just how wack the framing was on this wall and if I was to make this thing work, I'd also be hanging this 150 lb tower from the pocket door framing. The pocket door framing is like 3/8" thick with an 8th of an inch thick metal on one side of it so you don't poke screws through into the door. So the wall mount wasn't going to work. I made my first trip of the day to the store to go get legs for this fucking thing. EXHIBIT B Fucking legs ($45 per tower) Right! Now we're really getting into the fuck ass shit. Now that this boner sucking piece of garbage has legs, it doesn't sit flush to the wall. Nothing left to do but start cutting away baseboard. Yah trick yahhhhh. Gonna keep that piece so there isn't an obvious gap of no trim between the legs when you look under the towers. Nothing left to do but cut out that top piece of the base and this thing will sit flush against the wall. Installed the first cleat that's gonna hold the base snug to the wall. The lag bolts they provided with this closet kit were 2 1/2" long. That's way too long for that left side that's going to have to go into that pocket door stud. Off to the store. I wanted to get some 1 1/4 lag screws. They were out. Great. The guy shows me 1 1/2 inch lag screws. I think that's too long so I grab a few washers to act as a spacer for the screw so it doesn't punch through the metal and scratch up the door as it opens and closes. It all attaches to the wall no problems. Sike. I had to drill a new recessed hole into the cleat because they were pre drilled for regular stud spacing of 16" on center. Oh yeah and the clear was also too long. Not for long. I just mowed about 2 inches off the end of that trick. Like so. Boom fast forward to the top cleat, base cabinet, and top cabinet being installed. Now it's time to repeat the whole process over again for the other tower. Boom. And just like that it was midnight and that trick was sufficiently whooped. it's beautiful!

What are you waiting for? Maybe post here first so we can see if there are any holes to poke in your story. Get paid.

Don't let me front like I'm the world's biggest tough guy on earth. I'm really not. I haven't been in a physical altercation in over 15 years. I think you are probably the only person involved in the interaction still obsessing over it. I feel you, I back away from confrontation more often than not. The juice is rarely worth the squeeze.

Next set of beans getting wet up Goji OG and Blockhead Got more of that 90s bubba Kush on the way. Please believe.

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WOLF MAN DOESNT HAVE NARDS!!

I fucked up like 30 seeds. Burned em up on a heat mat. Gonna be soaking another 20 or so tomorrow.

Damn. How long ago was this?

Respect. Nothing like putting it all on the line like a lunatic when you are obviously outmatched. I'm a fairly big dude. 6'2" and bounce around 220-230. I had this beast snatch me up, feet dangling off the ground like a little kid. I straight up told him he better put me down before I fucked him up. My man started laughing and gently set me back down on the ground and told me I had heart and went about his business. Haha phew.

While I'm not usually a fan of punishing a dog for an owners piss poor judgement, this situation gets a definite pass. My homie was in this situation recently when his neighbors dog attacked him and his dog. He said he was about to rock bottom that mother fucker when the owner came up screaming at him.

@LUGRshit. I don't really remember this was like 20+ years ago but I'm pretty sure they were all disc brakes. I'm pretty sure young dummy me just went for it with no YouTube for help and fucked some shit up.

I tried my hand at brakes on my 88 town car years ago. Got air bubbles in the lines some how and couldn't bleed it back out. Drove that dangermobile around for a few more months on brakes you had to pump like a bass pedal to make it stop. Today I helped take apart my in-laws dryer to find out why it was getting hot but not drying. Turns out the blower assembly was broken and free spinning in its housing. My FIL said he was just gonna order a replacement part. We all agreed fuck that dumb shit and my SIL told me to get in there with a wrench and really fuck shit up. So she ended up buying a new one and we helped her get it back to the house.

I'm fuckin workin here!

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I haven't gotten out of bed all day. I slept in til noon then woke up and binged all of Silo that's available. Dope show. Little upset that I'm all caught up and have to wait week to week for new episodes for the next 3 months.

I wanna see hair all the way to the butthole.

Let's take guesses. P A R T Y T I M E !

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