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Get some lines shaved into your shit.

Okay! So, probably not a good idea for my work van that takes like 70+ psi. But still sounds like a good option for the car.

Sorry bro. I'll shut it down.

Hahaha. Tikki Tikki Tembo Smith

Super fucking accurate.

I can't believe fireworks are illegal here in the land of sic semper tyrannis and all. What ever. I borrowed some from NC. Gonna make it boom tonight. Fuck the police.

Are those things worth a shit? If so I'm totally buying one.

I should hang out by the air machine and tell people I'll turn it on for them for a dollar. MAYOR OF AIR TOWN

@Fist 666 @Mercer check this out. I was just at 711 pulled up to their air machine. I caught a flat on the Benz and put on the spare. It said to install the spare before inflating it. So I get this fucking thing on and look over to start the air machine and there is no power to it. "No fucking way," I exclaim in disbelief. I go inside and ask my man behind the counter to please go in the back and see if the breaker had tripped cuz we just had storms last night. He goes back and says everything is all good. He comes back outside with me to look at the air machine and says disappointedly "fucking piece of shit. Sorry man. Next air pump is down the street about a mile. But I wouldn't ride on that uninflated spare that far. Don't fuck up the whip man." So he goes back inside and I sit down on the old tire to cry for a few minutes. I start sizing this machine up and down. I see this wire coming out of a concrete support for what looks like an old parking lot light post. About 10 inches out of the support it goes into a junction box. Interesting. I wonder if there is something wrong in the junction box, wondering if I have a Philips head screwdriver in the whip. I follow the wire from the junction box to the back of the machine. No way. No fucking way. There is an exterior outlet box that the wire terminates into. I reached over and flipped the cover plate open. And there to my amazement, who ever installed this fucking machine used a household GFCI outlet to act as a breaker for the machine. I pushed the reset button. The thing fired up and the computer components started going off like an electronic poker machine. SUCCESS! YOUR BOY IS THE KING OF AIR! My for real question, though; is this an acceptable solution for a commercial piece of equipment?

Carpentry Painting Running my mouth

This is true, and some times even local spots aren't any better. My nextdoor neighbor owns a few restaurants and sometimes I go over to talk shit with him about other restaurants in the area. I got to talking shit about one restaurant in particular about their steak and how that shit definitely wasn't worth $45. He said "$45? His price has gone up to $55. I don't know what he does different to his steak but I get the same shit from Sisco and I'm only charging $35 for mine." 😂

Gyoza is straight fire. I should have done that instead of wings.

Lol. Donkey steaks are a premium cut of meat compared to what I got. It was like they shaved the back off a beaver and gave me the lower back cut.

It was for sure some 90s shit.

Nah never. They still got another 15 years or so before I fuck around and forget how trash they are.

What was that one hair cut called where you only had a block of hair at the base of your skull. Not quite a skullet I don't think.

Hey I never thought to ask. What do end up doing with all of these finished models?

Buffalo wild wings. I keep telling myself I'm never going back to this place again. Who the fuck spends $75 on wings a potato and a pickle?

That's so dope. You building some kind of mad max exhaust?

Thanks bro. I think we have just green lighted ourselves to start our downstairs remodel.

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I was talking with my wife the other day ago about how dope it would be if the news would just drop all pretenses of respect for these fucking pop culture personality jack offs and just talk about them for what they really are. Well out of nowhere today it finally happened. The media usually describes Elon Musk as Tesla CEO, Twitter Owner. Not today. Today they introduced this dude as Conspiracy theorist Elon Musk. Hilarious. Keep it up y'all.

Didn't roast this set of seeds. Goji OG doin the most. Also the hoodroponics system is firing on all cylinders