mr.yuck

Ruby Waterguts

Johnny McShitass

I went to Ruby Tuesdays for dinner tonight. Y'all are never gonna believe this. I got home and it was an instant diarrhea fest. I'm trying to figure out if it's from the vat of broccoli and cheese soup that cools down and then gets reheated 15 times a day or if there was too much listeria on the lettuce.

The last time I was down town, I think the place is across the street from pendulum meats, I went into a refill store. Bring your own container and get a refill on shampoo, hand soap, detergent, what ever. Keeps trash from being produced in the first place. I wish there were more of that business model out here.

The story didn't specify, but I made the assumption that they bought the cans at scrap prices in Arizona and then just trucked that shit across the border to get the higher value refund price. Personally, I never understood California's recycling system to be a built in cost of the product that's redeemable later. I just thought the higher value paid was an incentive to recycle program. I thought this was just smart business.

If it's free it's for me, baby!

We ended up just scrolling forever not really finding anything interesting to watch. It was like that for a lot of things. We canceled a bunch of streaming services. I feel like all we have left is Amazon and maybe Hulu. Maybe not even Hulu anymore. Legit watching TikTok on the TV is more entertaining than most other shit. I'll get Netflix back when the new season of handmaids drops.

I just cancelled Netflix!

Oh shit #1 is #4 #2 is #3

This is actually kind of fucked up. What about the millions of Californians that are defrauded by this extra tax everyday who don't have the time to stop their day to redeem their 5-10 cents? The family members involved are all facing like 6 years over this shit. https://news.yahoo.com/one-family-pocketed-7-6-221318711.html

@Mauler5150I don't believe you come at people with any malice or ill will. I just pictured you walking straight into the bar, cracking your knuckles and diving directly into some heavy ass shit. Haha.

Is this really how you talk to people that are just trying to have some beers? I'm trying to put myself in their position right now to see how I would react. At 19 I was hanging out with old homeless drunks and entertaining their stories of time machines made of gold. So I'm all in on what ever you are talking about. At 32 maybe not so much. Might try to steer the conversation towards "Where da hoes?"

#GlitchMcconnell

Yeah bro. The meter is broken. If a bitch doesn't have bags and crows feet, I'm not tryna holler. 😂

My whole gauge is broken. If a woman is under 30 but not clearly a little kid, they all look to be about 15 or 16 to me.

Splits is 13 or 14, right?

It's crazy man. Congress had a hearing with the CEO of TikTok several months ago. That shit was embarrassing to watch. It felt like the majority of them railing against TikTok didn't have a basic grasp on what Wi-Fi is. Some how these are the people making decisions for the entire country on matters of technology.

@Schnitzel e366719865fc5a50ff53063065a3da52.mp4

I watched a really good TikTok about this and deals with American presidents and this weird ass trend. I'm gonna see if I can dig it up.

@SMdoubleXLI'm always just a text away. That goes for the rest of you too. I'm just a click away if you ever feel like you can't or are too embarrassed to talk to some one in your real life, I'll give you a proper listening to.

Didn't 4 out of the 5 or whatever die mysteriously?