mr.yuck

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Ruko. I like little fixed blade knives.

Spending some time in the garden. Getting ready for these seeds to pop some tails.

I'm already over hearing about this fuckin submarine. I love how libertarian this shit feels. We didn't submit to any standardized safety measures, but we did make these Foo's sign a waiver that said they might die in our deadly death tube, so it's all good.

What brand of purps is that @One Man Banned looks really really nice.

I installed a new storm door for my father in law yesterday. I never have anything make me feel like more of an asshole than installing storm doors. The box said easy 2 hour install. I think it also said some shit like "fool proof" or "goof proof" on it. When I tell you I slam fucked this thing up every step of the way for about 4 and a half hours, that's no bullshit. At least I didn't fuck up the part where you had to drill through the front of the door to install the handles and lock set. There's no coming back from that shit.

Yikes.

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Happy fathers day yourself, foo.

@MercerMy man is both running on BPT and also women stay running behind. For real the employer should be happy they are showing up at all. He should definitely sue the bourgeoisie scum.

I was expecting exploding glass to the face mask. I'm glad my man just got hit by a car.

Extra points if the jingle plays in your head while reading the comic

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I think this whole shit would be even funnier if these weak dick libs were actually hard body setting trump up.

This turn of events has inspired me to create a Meduecea picture where her hair is made from craps.

Oh shit son. One of trumps former lawyers just was casually like "you should investigate Jared Kushner, Trump, and the Saudi connection regarding these top secret files." Indictments for Kushner coming soon. Bet.

Wheel of Fortune

Interesting. Sadly I'm no help to you. Kinda reminds me of one of these joints. But you really only see these on commercial buildings.

I was just sent into an insurance job today that paid $2000. The scope of work was supposed to be painting a bunch of ceilings. When I get there, there's all kinds of wall work that needs to be painted. I have a homie that got in on the ground level of this company and took their yearly sales from 500k to 3mil with plans to expand them to 10 mil over the next few years. The last time I talked to him at the office he was like "I'm never leaving this place." He hit me up last night and was like FYI I don't work there anymore, call you tomorrow. So some shit definitely went down and I haven't heard from him yet today. I went into this house and did nothing but touch up paint. I was busy for about an hour. I'm about to tell the project manager that I need more money for the work I did. I feel good about this plan.

I don't think I've ever seen some shit like that @metronome what makes that thing special?

I'm gonna tag him in a bunch of lib tard shit. It'll be like saying bloody Mary 3 times while looking in a mirror.

That's the other TV show.