mr.yuck

Whoa. That's dope.

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My parents want to build an inlaw suite on my property. I'm good with that. When I asked them how much room they needed, my dad said 2500 SQ ft single story. Lol. I told him I would build an inlaw suite and they could just have the house.

SSSSSS

Not anymore.

Fuck them kids.

It needs new breaks and new tires and that shit is as good as sold. I was thinking of pulling it up into the flower bed to complete the joke. You making it for me was so much less work. 😂

Haha. I hear you. For real, though, I'm just trying to find a place to put the rest of this compost. Like I told my wife how much to order for the two plots in the back yard. My math is tight, son. So when she places the order she adds an extra 2 yards for good measure, just incase there isn't enough. My instant reaction was "oh no!" The 4 yards I told you to get already included the just in case amount. Fuck. 😂

This is the pile of shit. It's about half way from where it started.

Cleaned out my mother in law's flower bed that's been neglected since COVID. It was fucking wild. Bout to shovel this pile of shit out of my drive way and into the beds in front of the house so we can get a dumpster in the drive way.

Might as well have been. I was out there in ball shorts with no draws. That's on me.

Just called it a day on yard work. Had a family of mosquitoes bum rush me and one of them tagged me right on my butt hole.

Commonwealth. It's common for these fools to take your wealth.

She's pulling an RBG. How does she keep getting reelected? Is she just running uncontested term after term?

I forget how it was written. Like damaged equipment or some shit. Yeah this place is ruthless for taking your money. For example: if your car has one of those little orange turn signal lights on the quarter panel, it has to be functioning. Your car isn't required to have those lights. You can get ticketed for a non functioning signal, that you aren't even required to have. The seat belt is a secondary infraction only. They can't pull you for it, but it's like a bonus add on for them if they get you for something else. He said you can go to court after you fix the issues and have the tickets waived. I told him I'll fix it when I'm ready and I won't be going to court either. I'll just pay what ever trivial $150 this adds up to. See you next week. 😂 Bro was so mad "oh okay," on his way back to his cruiser. I wonder if I can get the body cam footage from these encounters. I'd love to put together a greatest hits album.

3. Out of date sticker Crack in windshield Seat belt

Fucking trash. I was gonna complain about all the tickets I got laced up with today but this is wayyyy trasher.

Yo. This bitch is so mentally gone at this point, she was getting asked some questions by a reporter regarding her medical absence and no shit she thinks she's been at work this whole time.

I'm gonna make an actual plan for down stairs. I can't fuckin do another 5 year remodel down there. It's like the mayor of fuck town is running the show around here.

Look at how tight that shit is. It's like maybe an inch and a half gap between the back of the toilet and the trim. Should have hooked all that shit up before I set the toilet.

Now it all makes sense. I don't even know if there is room to add that bidet piece. It took me everything to even get my hands back there to just hook up the regular water line to the toilet.

Cuz man. I don't live in county. I don't take my tp from my bunk to the shitter. I'm just fancy like that. If I did ever opt to take my tp from my bunk to the shitter, I would have to get some kind of ultra drippy leather LV toilet paper carrying case or a Gucci jank with a horse bit clasp.

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