mr.yuck

I mean the bathroom has pretty much been done sans toilet for the past 8 months now. Ooohh. You know what I need to do? I need to get pulls for my vanity and towel bars and toilet paper holder and shit. Back in action fellas.

I'm gonna be honest; I don't really like crapping on the new toilet. It doesn't feel like home.

I need that. It's tick season.

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Hell no hoe you know they polo.

Will do. I'm gonna email it off tomorrow morning.

Would your butt hurt if you didn't?

I don't have the link. My wife and I say down together to do it. The first prompt we gave that hoe was "I need you to write me a business contract" GPT was like "I got you fam! Give me a couple of parameters of what you want included." We told it the few things we wanted included such as % down. Payment schedule. 30 day warranty on craftsmanship. Ways in which we can cancel the contract. And then the thing blasted out a contract for us. I think it's tight but I'm gonna forward it to a lawyer friend and see what they think about it.

@Mauler5150I want to listen to you wax poetic about the star power of Brandy and how Kim K was able to rise to the tops of pop fame by getting fucked by her little brother.

Everyone is ass burger according to that list.

I just had chat gpt write a contract for me. This shit came out bullet proof.

Why was homie on TRL?

Oh shit. My man's back sliding again.

BOOM SNACKA LACKA! FINNA CRAP IN THE BIG BOY BATHROOM TONIGHT!

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Pro tip. Don't mix that jam with mustard or Titanic

I bet that's fire.

It took everything in me to even type this horror show up.

Let's all agree that 2023 is the year of eating more fruit and prison labor for multinational corps is bad news.

I've been looking for pawpaw seeds for years to plant a tree and can't find them anywhere or nowhere is in stock.

Honey dew

STEP 1.) Collect 100 fast food ketchups and sqwort into a cup STEP 2.) Add bottom shelf vodka STEP 3.) Hood Bloody Mary DANGER. DONT DO THIS.

Super sized get fat

Yo. What do you wanna bet Desantis replaces migrant field workers with the cheapest slave labor of all; prisoners.

I just went to the grocery store and bananas are on E. Lettuce is on E. Not sure if lettuce is from Cali and we are just catching the wrath of all their floods.