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worst thing youve ever had to wipe your ass with...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MR BOJANGLES, Dec 15, 2001.

  1. MR BOJANGLES

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    worst thing youve ever had to wipe your ass with...

    Discussion started by MR BOJANGLES - Dec 15, 2001

    man! i hate when i take a crap at home or my friends house and theres no toilet paper!!! ive used a menu before and the other day i had to use a damn "lysol pre-moistened anti bacterial surface wipe"
     
  2. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    -Rough brown public restroom handtowels

    -A variety of rather itchy leaves in the woods, most of which broke halfway in the process and made me touch my dirty asshole

    -Chubs baby wipes. Nothing worse than walking away from the toilet with a moist ass

    -My own goddamn hand

    -Boogie Hands


    Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  3. chizm

    chizm 12oz Senior Member

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    chizm - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    BAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

    being a girl, i've never wiped my ass before, because girls don't poo.
     
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  4. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder 12oz Elite Member

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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    newspaper
     
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  5. TOY

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    TOY - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    2-ply. that was a rather sad day.
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    my one friend had to use the page from a porn mag once too.
     
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogie hands - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    one ply......toiletpapersnoboner
     
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  8. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    i wiped my ass with my own boxers!! AND THEN I FREE BALLED IT ON THE WHOA

    "smart boy right here."
    "where?"
    "over here"
    "ok then."

    ~`*^"cHIcKEn BOnE"~`*
     
  9. wild turkey

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    wild turkey - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    a page outta an archie digest.. my dad's house is straight ghetto, i've had to use newspaper a lot when i visit.
     
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    fr8lover - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    the "1/2 ply i can see through it like tissue paper causes rectal bleeding and hemmeroids" brand they supply this place with.
     
  11. dr. frink one

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    dr. frink one - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    a leaf....
     
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  12. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    yer face
     
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    dBUSH - Replied Dec 15, 2001

    one time i ran out of toilet paper and a walked across my apartment to my roomates bathroom to steal a lil' bit and then someone knocked on the door and i didn't answer it cause I didn't want to have to talk to someone with shit-butt so i pretended not to be home, but then they walked in anyways cause it was a real-estate agent showing the place for "pre-leasing" and it's in our lease that they can do that apparently, so i made my tight-cheeked way back to my bathroom with the toilet paper I snagged and wiped my ass while the these strangers were looking at my bongs.
     
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  14. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Dec 16, 2001

    my hand

    umm my other hand

    a sock from my own fooot.

    i once took off my underwear and wiped with that but thats when i was in preschool. i also flushed the underwear down the toilet too. wich was great

    and i think i used a ....... nah i dont think so
     
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    Obsessed - Replied Dec 16, 2001

    haha great mental picture must suck though that people can come in at any time