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worst thing youve ever had to wipe your ass with...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MR BOJANGLES, Dec 15, 2001.



    man! i hate when i take a crap at home or my friends house and theres no toilet paper!!! ive used a menu before and the other day i had to use a damn "lysol pre-moistened anti bacterial surface wipe"
  2. -Rough brown public restroom handtowels

    -A variety of rather itchy leaves in the woods, most of which broke halfway in the process and made me touch my dirty asshole

    -Chubs baby wipes. Nothing worse than walking away from the toilet with a moist ass

    -My own goddamn hand

    -Boogie Hands


    El Mamerro
  3. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0

    being a girl, i've never wiped my ass before, because girls don't poo.
  4. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
  5. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    2-ply. that was a rather sad day.


    my one friend had to use the page from a porn mag once too.
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    one ply......toiletpapersnoboner
  8. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    i wiped my ass with my own boxers!! AND THEN I FREE BALLED IT ON THE WHOA

    "smart boy right here."
    "over here"
    "ok then."

    ~`*^"cHIcKEn BOnE"~`*
  9. wild turkey

    wild turkey New Jack

    Joined: Dec 12, 2001 Messages: 48 Likes Received: 0
    a page outta an archie digest.. my dad's house is straight ghetto, i've had to use newspaper a lot when i visit.
  10. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    the "1/2 ply i can see through it like tissue paper causes rectal bleeding and hemmeroids" brand they supply this place with.
  11. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
  13. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    one time i ran out of toilet paper and a walked across my apartment to my roomates bathroom to steal a lil' bit and then someone knocked on the door and i didn't answer it cause I didn't want to have to talk to someone with shit-butt so i pretended not to be home, but then they walked in anyways cause it was a real-estate agent showing the place for "pre-leasing" and it's in our lease that they can do that apparently, so i made my tight-cheeked way back to my bathroom with the toilet paper I snagged and wiped my ass while the these strangers were looking at my bongs.
    Jackson likes this.
  14. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    my hand

    umm my other hand

    a sock from my own fooot.

    i once took off my underwear and wiped with that but thats when i was in preschool. i also flushed the underwear down the toilet too. wich was great

    and i think i used a ....... nah i dont think so
  15. Obsessed

    Obsessed Guest

    haha great mental picture must suck though that people can come in at any time