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dBUSH last won the day on December 15 2001

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  1. dBUSH


    so much respect.
  2. can't hate forever... bumpidydoodah that pause is fresh
  3. I thought you were lame when I saw you had 12 threads... but then you posted the same photos in more than one thread. I guess you get cyberprops... IM me dawg. :rolleyes:
  4. dBUSH


    bumpski- for the days when we got away with murder
  5. dBUSH


    Anyone else had the priviledge of finding out how fucked up the criminal justice system is here in the states? I just started my probation sentance- I know it could be worse but so far every step of the way there has been some jerk-neck motherfucker who feels the need to go out of his way to make sure I know how much of a fuck up he thinks that I am. Not that I care what those kind of people think of me (I'd just as soon rather they not know me at all) but I definately can't resort to my old 'pop em' in the nose' method of dignity-defense. Point and case: I met my probation officer today. I've never been on probation before and I'm told it helps to establish a good repoire with the officer because they're gonna be the ones to try to get you in trouble for a looong time. I make the mistake of showing up a day early (my fucking bad) and everything goes downhill from there. I am as cooperative as possible- answer every question as honestly as necessary. I tell the midget mexi-mullet rocking dike I am a financially independant full time student without a car and she proceeds to bust my balls for the entire 2 hour interview. When it comes time to schedule my next meeting she asks me: "Which would you rather miss, school or work?" It took every ounce of self control to keep my ass planted in my seat opposite her desk and not jacking her troll ass up against a wall and offering her the choice of "lose some teeth or break your nose." I've gone through the system quietly. I paid for a lawyer. I've agreed to take the fucked up deal offered to me by the prosecuting attourney. If I didn't have so many obligations to the free-world I would've sat my happy ass in jail for a couple of weeks and been done with this bullshit. Instead I opted for the State to turn me into an angry starightedged punk for so many months. I don't want to say I've learned my lesson- I am who I am- but this bullshit class B has cost me well over $2000 and aside from the reciepts- all I have to show for my legal troubles is a couple of very large permanent scars from when my valient arresting officer kicked my ass. I've talked with other people from other countries, or those who have been locked up in other countries and they tell me that our legal system is genuinely sadistic and simply does not allow for the idea that simple people make simple mistakes. I probably sound like a moaning pussy for all of this but I could care less. I think I've paid enough dues recently to say my piece on an anonymous internet forum. To every single cop who reads this forum, and especially this thread: I no longer regard any one of you the same as I do any other human being in the world. There is a seed of absolutely prejudiced hatred planted deep within the very soul of my being just for you. Anytime you want to walk down the street a condemn me or anyone else not up to the standards you are paid to uphold, you should know that we loathe you just the same. :mad:
  6. dBUSH

    The Great Escape

    I was just about to mention that... that footage was fresh as fuck. Who is this Jib character though? Can't be the one I'm thinking of...
  7. Fuck the police. Fuck my P.O. Fuck my lawyer. fuck the judge. fuck that hero motherfucker. fuck my ex. fuck my future ex. fuck the haters on the board. :heated: oh yeah- and fuck that goofy pothead bitch who called my throw a shitty gangster tag (she meant it in a bad way) :heated: :heated:
  8. dBUSH


    It's funny how one picture can actually save a shitty thread like this and make it worth posting- that dude usually posts his own stuff- not often enough though. Maybe if more people jock him...
  9. haha yeah yeah- teaser painted some girl's parents house (illigal tip), and posed on the couch in front of it pimpin' ho's on the phone with a JNCO t-shirt- that was a priceless thread.
  10. dBUSH


    After taking drinking to a new level this weekend, my buddy and I racked our alcohol-flooded brains for an appropriate term to describe how we spent our time: If you've ever lived by the water, chances are you've been on a boat- if you've ever gotten drunk on a boat- you might be able to recall the sensation of stepping back onto solid ground... it's all woooaaaahhhhh- and THAT is exactly what DEM-BOATS is all about. So you've drank, smoked or gotten your staightedged equivalent on and you're too spent to go into detail when some wise-ass wants to know what you've been up to. Just tell em' in your best Miss Cleo voice- "We been on dem boats" and leave it at that! Not only will you sound 'hip' but you will have exerted very little effort- and once this great new phrase catches on- everyone will know what's up and will wait until you've fully recovered before asking you about any interesting details you may have retained from your most recent adventures in hedonism! But don't let my interpretation of the phrase serve as a limitation to it's uses- DEM-BOATS has a variety of applications to be explored within the context of partying. Let's say some nasty girl has you in mind for a booty call but you've already picked out some dandy arm-candy for the night- when the skeezer calls and wants to know where the party is at, what you you say? You know it- and unless T'wanya the Trashy Trailer Tuna can find her gills, you are safe within the comfort provided by DEM-BOATS! Really though, when you think about it (harder than you should), DEM-BOATS is alot like some of the best things in life. IT'S FREE! How can you pass up using this handy new phrase, and still can yourself a decent human being? yes... I have better things I should be doing.
  11. vagina ventriloquism: a surefire way to get kicked in the teeth.
  12. dBUSH

    Nixon Watches.

    do you wear pink shirts?:rolleyes:
  13. dBUSH

    mynas- ENDK

    that there production is recalculous!!
  14. that's right missy- I'm sitting right here.
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