atrocks Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 hahahahahaha man this is so funny cus two of my homies had to shit while we were painting last night.....i think one of em used some paper that was in the corner of the lot and the other homie used some tissue....he was like, " damn man i think got some of it on my clothes!!!" hahahahahaha.....as for me , i would have to say my hand....cus i was using that cheap ass super thin paper and there wasnt much left so i was trying to get as many wipes as i could but the first wipe annihalated the toilet paper and my hand took all the aftermath.....man that was nasty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 i had to wipe my ass with some pages from a porno mag out in the woods once. that stuff leaves mad dingleberrys all up in your region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 funny stuff.. i've wiped my ass with just about everything, apparently its quite common to wipe with old socks, undies etcetry.. i wouldn't call it the 'worst' thing i've had to use, but once i had to pull a sandwich apart(peanut butter..no lie) and wipe my ass with the non pb side of bread. the gross part is that i got peanut butter all over my hand...and i licked it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 ^^^^^your fucked up^^^^ :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 2 ply is the worst shit ive had too wipe my ass whit, that shit just rinkles and ends up leaving little tp rollies all over my asshole, grrrrr:mad: , but when i was a youn'n in summer camp i saw the horses go in the water and shat, so i monkey saw, monkey doed, hahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 about 50 cotton balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 what the fuck just happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole the avenger Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 my hand.but the thing is i had nothing to clean it off with haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 thick leaves & brown paper bags ...nothing interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Leaves. Wet toilet paper. Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 liquor store bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I hate it when i gotta in public or at someones house and all there is is toilet paper, thats the worst. oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Toilet paper which is kinda wet and on the floor of the toilet cubicle. My friend wiped himself on a plastic glass at a nightclub once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 And ti is weird seeing the serious oldschool heads in this thread like zack morris, gunm and tyler durden. You just forget about these people dont you. And dicki quickwood too wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 hard pack snow:( damn thats rough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILTER.BFG Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 it was the worst, i haven't shit outside since then and that was 03 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 really the only non paper based thing I had to wipe my ass with was some dirty ass leaves on the interstate when me and my boy were painting one night. The interstates are surrounded by chiggers, so even though I was loaded up on cutter deep woods (a must in TN) I was still scared I would catch chiggers in my ass hole. I didnt tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Socks or leaves had to be the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i imagine somewhere out there, some poor dude had wiped his ass with poison ivy all those boils & blisters popping/oontzing/bleeding/hurting as you try wiping your cornhole after the fact would be hell /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKwoodIsland! Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i was at some graff spot for fucking hours a few summers ago, shit was nowhere near a public restroom and i had to shit, so i shit but there were no leaves around, only grass, my boy pulls out 2 post it notes............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I was told that the leaves on plants growing on the side of the interstate are covered with all sorts of toxins & bacteria from pollution and spillage and you can get gnarly ass infections from wiping with them too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 my underwear in holding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I was told that the leaves on plants growing on the side of the interstate are covered with all sorts of toxins & bacteria from pollution and spillage and you can get gnarly ass infections from wiping with them too... i believe that... all those 18 wheelers tossing jizz/mustard-stained hotdog wrappers & STI soaked hooker panties out the window about 1/2 of the time, i bring a few napkins around not a habit of mine to shit myself or anything... you just never know when youre gunna need a napkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 by far the best thread on this forum...so many good stories here. You're all fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 sandpaper... it wasn't pleasant... i used the back end, without the sand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 When I run out of toilet paper at home I just print out a few pages of Channel 0. And when it comes to graf'n, I always keep a few sheets of toilet paper or paper towels inside a plastic bag in my bag (I've dropped many a deuce at the yard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 postage stickers. That's all that was in the truck on a road trip. I took like thirty of those stickers, and it still wasn't that clean of a wipe. It's basically like wiping your ass with sheets of plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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