pacmanoner Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i imagine somewhere out there, some poor dude had wiped his ass with poison ivy all those boils & blisters popping/oontzing/bleeding/hurting as you try wiping your cornhole after the fact would be hell /nh I never post on this site but had to chime in on this.. I must have been like 9/10 years old, took a shit in the woods. Being sure not to wipe my ass with poison ivy.. i reached for poison sumac instead. I spent the next two weeks in the bathtub running cold water on my ass and ball sack and my free time laying naked on my bed with fan on my nether regions. Oh and it was during a record-breaking heatwave in the middle of the summer.. it's hilarious when i look back on it now, but holy shit was it god awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 next time you order food, ask for mad napkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnar Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 when i don't have toilet paper and i really need to shit i use my underwear. it's better than some leaves or a newspaper, plus it's soft and you can wipe multiple times. underwear ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I never post on this site but had to chime in on this.. I must have been like 9/10 years old, took a shit in the woods. Being sure not to wipe my ass with poison ivy.. i reached for poison sumac instead. I spent the next two weeks in the bathtub running cold water on my ass and ball sack and my free time laying naked on my bed with fan on my nether regions. Oh and it was during a record-breaking heatwave in the middle of the summer.. it's hilarious when i look back on it now, but holy shit was it god awful. damn that sucks... someone out there probably has used fiberglass insulation thinking it would be a good idea as well i cant stop grinning at the thought of their misfortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegatree Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 mine would be leaves outside of a party in the woods.. becuase the damn bathrooms inside the place is certainly more disgusting than the great outdoors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 when i was first starting to do street shots and various big things graffiti wise, me and a friend of mine were doing a roller along a main road in my city. we were cautious at first, keeping an eye out and such but after a bit we decided that both of us should get on a roller and finish as quickly as possible. We are just getting done with the outline and about to do the 3d when we hear a scrape come from the alley. we turn and see a cop car creeping all slow like, dude turns off his lights seconds after we turn around, so obviously dude was there for us. We run away from the cop to the back of the building and beyond. We actually ran about 10 blocks before taking a rest behind a building on some tracks. My car was parked in the parking lot that leads to the alley the cop was in, so I decide to go back alone while my boy sat and waited. I jogged the whole way, trying to look like a health conscience guy in a business district at 3am. No cops passed me the whole way there. I hop in my truck and go to pick up my friend. He jumps in without a shirt on. I ask him what the fuck is this shit and he tells me his story about how badly he needed to take a shit but didn't have anything to wipe with, so he used his shirt. i laugh at him the entire way home. he isn't as amused. for reference: personally, ive used leaves, socks and those lysol disinfectant wipes. the lysol wipes actually felt pretty good. the leaves were the most annoying. no 'friction' so i was never really sure if i was clean or not. socks were just eh. would use them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 the brown tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 toilet paper that was already used in the trash beside the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 nothing but my ass-hair and butt-cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 the brown tube ive had to do that.lol. the water coming out of a tub fosset. a deck of cards. in the jungle in panama a few peices of tree bark. (bugs consistently crawled out of my ass thru the day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Mail and leaves (different occasions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 dried out dirty cum socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 a deck of cards. in the jungle in panama a few peices of tree bark. (bugs consistently crawled out of my ass thru the day) vietnam tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 News paper and phone book pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I SHIT IN MY HAND AND WHIPPED IT ACROSS THE WALLS OF A HOUSE AND SCREAMED ABOUT SATAN WHEN I WAS 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 psych ward? ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 nothing too weird. my socks while out painting trains. after that i almost always brought tp in my pack. newspaper. notebook paper. sketch book pages. maybe leaves. cardboard. a piece of my t shirt. towel. man i dont know probably some other shit i cant think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftwinghack Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 oold ass wendys napkins on a modular train in the middle of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigga You Gay Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 the plastic packaging that the toilet paper came in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAY LENO'S CHIN Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 a dusty towel in an abandoned warehouse while painting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 BURLAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 A shop towel That shit was harsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 -Socks -Underwear -Dusty rag -The brown cardboard tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Not if he wiped your ass with a slayer t-shirt and you were taking a dump after eating pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I wiped my arse with a 'I AM A MOTHERFUCKER' T-shirt. I couldn't find the toilet paper because the lightbulb suddenly blew, so I shouted out for the ambah lahmpssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 a tortilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I think as a child I once actually WAITED for the POOP to DRY because there was no toilet paper. There's no actual memory of the occasion though, just the scheme, the logical idea of waiting it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 used toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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