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so today some jailbait begged to suck my penis

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    I was walking home from university, sleep deprived and bitter, when some random young girl stopped me infront a bunch of her friends. Our conversation went roughly as follows

    her: Hi
    me: hello
    her: how are you?
    me: ok thanks
    her: so um how old are you?
    me: 20, why ? do you want me to buy you some ciggerettes or something?
    her: no, I'm just saying hi
    me: well... hi
    her: so , will you fuck me ?
    me: :eek:
    her: :D ;)
    me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now
    her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please?
    me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it * phone rings*
    her: is that your girlfriend ?
    me: no, actually its my dad... so shut up while I talk to him
    her: *shuts up*
    me: *finishes talking and hangs up*
    her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time?
    me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired and this joke is getting old.. I'm going to go, have a nice night.
    her: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME !!! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH *pretends to cry*
    me: *laughs and walks off*

    I'm used to being the one doing random and immature things. It was a pleasant change being the victim.

    If any of you have similar stories where you have done / been subjected to random behaviour feel free to share.
     
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    you snoozed asshole. *just kidding. most men would probably have given in to it. how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her. but when will you ever get the opportunity again to have a girl offer you a bj? :confused:
     
  3. lifesuksdie

    lifesuksdie New Jack

    Joined: Feb 11, 2004 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    .................no comment:nope:
     
  4. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis

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  5. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away.
     
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    i find it hysterical that she was refering to it as penis and not cock or dick...
     
  7. -J.Handsome-

    -J.Handsome- Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 270 Likes Received: 0
    :nope: should of got the hummer.
     
  8. BackSeatBebe

    BackSeatBebe Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2003 Messages: 129 Likes Received: 0
    HAhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahhahahaa
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    too funny.

    it would have ended one of these ways:

    a) you pull it out and she yells somehting like 'BUUURN!' and all her friend laugh.

    B) you pull it out and her actualy 28 year old hick boyfriend beats your ass.

    c) you pull it out and the cops sting you

    d) you pull it out, she does the deed, then stalks you untill you're dead.
     
  10. SARSdealer

    SARSdealer Junior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once..
     
  11. Easy E

    Easy E Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    herpes for all!


    *edit*


    herpes for some, miniture american flags for others.
     
  12. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..."

    :huh?:

    :lol:
     
  13. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    swonk esaet</span>
     
  14. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    on a related note :

    walking home from this jam , some guy , yes guy was walking with what i thought was his gf , and i was with my gf . when as we passed each other the GUY was like ill suck ur cock . needless to say i was disgusted and embarassed and just continued walking .
     
  15. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
     
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