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so today some jailbait begged to suck my penis


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Originally posted by SilentBob

 

her: so , will you fuck me ?

me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now

 

her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please?

me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it

 

her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time?

me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired

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No man in their right mind would turn down sex and a blowjob offered by a female; and your rebuttal to her was that your penis is "small". Yep, 2BLAZZED was right -- you ARE a fag.

 

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one time my uncle was fixing my roof using a ladder. my uncle's name is Jack. It was a hard roof to fix. while he was trying to help fix the whole in the roof, the ladder fell down. We didn't know what to do. so for the rest of the day i was stuck outside trying to help my uncle jack off.....what a day!:) :)

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