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so im about to fuck this girl..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ElectricitySucks, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    has this ever happened to anyone?

    like im in the fucking middle of about to do my thingie thing thing thang wang, but in the back of my head im like "FUCK I REALLY NEED TO LET A BIG ONE OUT." this continues for several minutes, building up the gas itself inside my body. more mintues go by and i realize that im focusing more on the fart itself i might let out rather then my performance im about to get involved in. and this just wasnt those normal "silent but deadly" things, this was a fuil out full blown 6 pieces of pizza 2 hours earlier + 12 pack type fart. you know what i mean.

    so were doing our thing, shes saying things and im COMPLETELY ignoring her, im strictly concentrating on this fart that might come out any second.

    so finally, im just like FUCK THIS. i bolt outside, almost falling, and knocking over various assortments and BAMMM!!! out comes this 5 second long fart. i will never be able to tell anyone how revelied i felt. then i think i casually walked back into the room and got back to business.

    then a few minutes later, i REALLY had to pee. that shit sucks even more, but at that time i just stopped, waitied a few mintues, pissed, then got back to business. maybe god was trying to tell me something. i dont know. but im ok now and i hav e work in the morning. good god.
     
  2. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    hahhahah this cracks me up


    thanks.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i've farted during sex. i'm talking full 'gather the cavalry' trumpet style
     
  4. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    wow..ive been at my girls house and really had to shit.it sucks when her parents are there cause you try to make it a quiet shit..but of course its always louder than the normal shit that you dont try to disguise...

    well im glad you achieved your task though..
     
  5. wAndEreR

    wAndEreR Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2005 Messages: 774 Likes Received: 0
    :haha: I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION..I HAD 2 TAKE A SHIT BUT I COULDNT CUZ SHE HAD SNUK ME IN HER CRIB SO I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO HOLD IT IN N THEN SHE GITS ON TOP N STARTS GRINDIN N ALL OF A SUDDEN I START GITTIN GASY N SHIT N A COUPLE MIUTES LATER I LET IT RIP. IFARTED FOR ABOUT A GOOD 2 MINUTES..LOL THAT SHIT WAS HILLARIOUS :haha:

    MORAL OF THE STORY: WHO GIVES A PHUCK..IF U GOTTA FART THEN FART..DONT BE ACTIN LIKE UR SHIT DONT STANK
     
  6. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    lol so good.

    i know what you mean makeithappen. everytime i have to take a shit at my gf's house, it's like abnormally louder and in every way bigger than any other normal shit i take. i had to take a shit so bad one time, and i knew it was going to be bad, i left her house and drove to a nearby burger king to take the shit. it was a good call on my part, b/c that was disgusting
     
  7. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    have any of yall tried beano? or is that for sissies? i never have...does it work?
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    beano? no idea what that is.


    hands up anyone who's been queefed in the face while going down on a woman....



    (raises hand)



    ....shit was hilarious
     
  9. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    its seems everytime im hooking up with a girl ive had a few too many and i cant stop burping and my stomache rumbl;es really loudly
     

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    My first time going down on a girl I got queefed HARD. I had no idea queefs could get so loud and sloppy, and I actually thought she had shat on my chin. I was thiiiiiiiiiiis close to punching her in the groin, I was fucking furious. Then I wiped, noticed it was clear, and that her eyes were rolling in the back of the head, and I quickly understood and resumed business. Close call.
     
  11. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    hahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    why get so pissed? hahahHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
    i don't know why i find that so funny
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i kind of wish you did punch her, because that would answer one of my life's great questions since a couple hours ago: what happens when you punch a girl in the crotch while she's having an orgasm
     
  13. I know. The pangs of regret are unbearable.
     
  14. imported_b0b

    imported_b0b Guest

    It wasn't during sex, but I once farted so loud I woke up my lady's parents.
     
  15. Guys, just fart away, nothing to be ashamed of... Remember girls can fart from both the pussy and the butt....
     
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