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-->so i found my grandfathers dead PORN collection

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ChuckNorris, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. ChuckNorris

    ChuckNorris Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 11
    The greatest thing happend to me today. I'm in the basement setting up this bench press and im moving boxes and shit and i come across all the stuff my grandfather left behind when he died. I found old photo albums, letters, books etc... Then to my suprise i found a box of videos. i started looking through them and they were all porn! In all there were 40 porn videos, "the first nude musical" being one of them. I was very proud and excited, being a porn watcher myself. So i brought the box upstairs and started popping them in. It was great, all 70's, 80's and early 90's videos. mullets, bushes, and the best porn music ever. Anyway in honor of my grandfather who passed less than a year ago, i had to jerk off to the videos. As i did, I could swear i felt him smiling down on me from heaven. Discovering my grandfathers porn collection has got to be one of the most beautiful moments for me of the year. Hopefully one day my grandchildren can discover mine after i have passed... R.I.P grandpa
     
  2. dkab

    dkab Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2004 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 0
    dirty fuck.

    How could you wank without thinking of your grandpa jacking off.

    Disgusting.
     
  3. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    Hhahhahaa,

    This is the awesomest thread made this week.
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I found one of my grandfather's porn tapes once, it was pretty fucking filthy. It was many moons ago, but i remember there was a humongous gang bang scene, like 14 steel workers on one mexican broad. Then, this white chick with a fucking jungle of hair between her legs, and finally, this 50 year old dude who was getting skull from some cowgirl, and he was all "naw, you aint doin it right," so he bends down and toots his own horn, if you yadidamtalkingabout.

    blessing or curse, you decide.
     
  5. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    they might be worth money.
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    awesome, good find & thread
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Its good to hear you were thinking of your grandpa while jerking off.
     
  9. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    Want to trade movies? ¬_¬
     
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  11. ChuckNorris

    ChuckNorris Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 11
    haha thats fucking great. Yeah when i found these videos i thought they would be softcore playboy pussy shit. but grandpa was on the hardcore tip. also seen a couple 80's style gangbangs in there. ha
     
  12. ChuckNorris

    ChuckNorris Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 11
    nah man.. out of respect for my grandfather im gonna keep these in the family.
     
  13. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    Fuck right on. My ex gf and I found her moms porn once , including nude shots of her mom about 10 yrs earlier , it was a good day
     
  14. Schnitzel

    Schnitzel Dirty Dozen Crew

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