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-->so i found my grandfathers dead PORN collection

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ChuckNorris, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. ChuckNorris

    ChuckNorris 12oz Junior Member

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    -->so i found my grandfathers dead PORN collection

    Discussion started by ChuckNorris - Mar 10, 2005

    The greatest thing happend to me today. I'm in the basement setting up this bench press and im moving boxes and shit and i come across all the stuff my grandfather left behind when he died. I found old photo albums, letters, books etc... Then to my suprise i found a box of videos. i started looking through them and they were all porn! In all there were 40 porn videos, "the first nude musical" being one of them. I was very proud and excited, being a porn watcher myself. So i brought the box upstairs and started popping them in. It was great, all 70's, 80's and early 90's videos. mullets, bushes, and the best porn music ever. Anyway in honor of my grandfather who passed less than a year ago, i had to jerk off to the videos. As i did, I could swear i felt him smiling down on me from heaven. Discovering my grandfathers porn collection has got to be one of the most beautiful moments for me of the year. Hopefully one day my grandchildren can discover mine after i have passed... R.I.P grandpa
     
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  2. dkab

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    dkab - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    dirty fuck.

    How could you wank without thinking of your grandpa jacking off.

    Disgusting.
     
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    OMG Im Naked - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    Hhahhahaa,

    This is the awesomest thread made this week.
     
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    I found one of my grandfather's porn tapes once, it was pretty fucking filthy. It was many moons ago, but i remember there was a humongous gang bang scene, like 14 steel workers on one mexican broad. Then, this white chick with a fucking jungle of hair between her legs, and finally, this 50 year old dude who was getting skull from some cowgirl, and he was all "naw, you aint doin it right," so he bends down and toots his own horn, if you yadidamtalkingabout.

    blessing or curse, you decide.
     
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    Best thread ever.
     
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    they might be worth money.
     
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    awesome, good find & thread
     
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    Its good to hear you were thinking of your grandpa while jerking off.
     
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    Want to trade movies? ¬_¬
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    gold.
     
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    ChuckNorris - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    haha thats fucking great. Yeah when i found these videos i thought they would be softcore playboy pussy shit. but grandpa was on the hardcore tip. also seen a couple 80's style gangbangs in there. ha
     
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    ChuckNorris - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    nah man.. out of respect for my grandfather im gonna keep these in the family.
     
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  13. imported_Europe - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    Great find, great thread!
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Mar 10, 2005

    Fuck right on. My ex gf and I found her moms porn once , including nude shots of her mom about 10 yrs earlier , it was a good day
     
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    Awesome! :haha:
     
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