seeking Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 my new shower is the greatest thing in the fucking world. endless supply of hot water and pressure that could peel the skin off your chest if not carefull... its fucking great. i feel bad for all of you who will never set foot in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 I'll stick to my bathing in the river. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 That is what my girl's is like.....I love that shower. It is so powerful that the shower curtain blows out like it is caught in a tempest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 what song is it that..."GOD'S BATHROOM" by???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 my shower will take the skin off a buffalo i have to turn down the power to use it i hate low pressure showers unless its a cold one on a hot summer day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 8, 2001 Author Share Posted July 8, 2001 willy, its 'god's bathroom floor' by slug (atmosphere) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 Originally posted by seeking innocence: willy, its 'god's bathroom floor' by slug (atmosphere) oh yeah.... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> thanx again...that guy is tight ------------------ "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i dont believe ive ever liked a shower as much as my own. i dont know why, maybe im just used to it. ------------------ poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i dont take showers.... -=x ------------------ Di Stile Tecnica Prima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCO BRYSO Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 water pressure! the secret to an excellent, masterful, delightful, transcendent shower (ah, shut up. the word existed before the crew) is water pressure. my ex-girlfriend lived in this house that reminded me of the Scream video (w/ Janet & Michael) these cold, silver, metal rectangular buttons on the wall to flush the toilets and this shower ROOM. it had 4 individual chrome shower heads attatched to these bars that ran across the ceiling. it was the best shower I have ever seen. they had a stone floor in there. but also a random marble slab in the corner that I swear was made just for the artful experience of makin' sweet love. it was always warm like those sunning rocks in iguana cages. if only she wasn't born-again... sigh. I had a date with divinity but she wouldn't let me fuck. yay, Atmosphere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 hahaha prolly had a rotating heart shaped bed just to complete the tease too....its a shame to waste such amenities (edited cause i misspelled waste....sad i know) [This message has been edited by AeRoS0ul (edited 07-08-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 007 Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 Originally posted by DISCO BRYSO: if only she wasn't born-again... sigh. haha christian girls are the best. gimme her #. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i gettin paper,things is changin,bitches is in love wit me.up in the club wit me,sippin the bub wit me,up in the tub wit me they all in love wit me. if niggas get out ta line we have to waste em or lickshots off in they bubmba clot head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i love jus standing in the hot water its great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer got the black market shower heads? F-in heelarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 im not to worried, my shower has nice water pressure and im yet to run out of hotwater... and beat this..my bathroom is painted gloss black, the toilet has a black and red leopord spot cover on it, and the carpeting is bright red with a zebra stripe rug laid on top of that...i would say, its worthy of being in a big budget porn...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 I like to stand on my head when I take a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 do you pee in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Originally posted by DISCO BRYSO: I had a date with divinity but she wouldn't let me fuck. yay, Atmosphere! yeah fuck everything!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ------------------ "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 i hate those high pressure shower heads. they hurt my face. i like the low pressure, so much gentler. i take a hot shower then like to follow it by cold water to cool me down and it feels good too. oh and my bathroom is all scooby doo. shower curtain, curtain hooks, soap dispencer, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 Yeah I haven't taken a shower in a long ass time.... you know me with the mud wrestling and all. Can I use yours?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZENYTH.ASP Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 The first thing I ever looked at before renting an apartment, or buying my house was checking the water pressure in the shower. Definetly the most important and crucial commodity to your home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drake mallard Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 seeking, u've never tried pilau's shower....oooooh man. i usually got duck while i turn the knob, and then i pop up and get knocked around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 yo i noticed that if you rent a house the hot water supply is limited cause most landlords pay the water,and if you buy the house you pay water and its a endless supply! altho this is just my ecounters where i live i know its not the whole world so i piss in everyones shower i step in! so yo dont let me get a hold of your shower ------------------ i hate working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZENYTH.ASP Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 I was joking around with my band-mates a long time ago and told them I used to poop in the shower and sqoosh the terds down the drain with my toe, they believed me. Then like 2 weeks later on tour I heard my friend freaking out becuase he couldn't get he turd down the drain.... that was some funny shit (at the time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 that is pretty grose man ------------------ i hate working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 someone should jerk off in yer shower and not tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 if i had a nickel for every shower i have ever taken i'd have a good 15 cents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 I just thank god for the pulse setting. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder: if i had a nickel for every shower i have ever taken i'd have a good 15 cents if i had a dime id have about... i dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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