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pray that someday you get to use my shower...

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my new shower is the greatest thing in the fucking world. endless supply of hot water and pressure that could peel the skin off your chest if not carefull... its fucking great. i feel bad for all of you who will never set foot in it.

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my shower will take the skin off a buffalo i have to turn down the power to use it i hate low pressure showers unless its a cold one on a hot summer day

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i dont believe ive ever liked a shower as much as my own. i dont know why, maybe im just used to it.

 

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water pressure! the secret to an excellent, masterful, delightful, transcendent shower (ah, shut up. the word existed before the crew) is water pressure. my ex-girlfriend lived in this house that reminded me of the Scream video (w/ Janet & Michael) these cold, silver, metal rectangular buttons on the wall to flush the toilets and this shower ROOM. it had 4 individual chrome shower heads attatched to these bars that ran across the ceiling. it was the best shower I have ever seen. they had a stone floor in there. but also a random marble slab in the corner that I swear was made just for the artful experience of makin' sweet love. it was always warm like those sunning rocks in iguana cages. if only she wasn't born-again... sigh.

 

I had a date with divinity but she wouldn't let me fuck. yay, Atmosphere!

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hahaha prolly had a rotating heart shaped bed just to complete the tease too....its a shame to waste such amenities

 

 

(edited cause i misspelled waste....sad i know)

 

[This message has been edited by AeRoS0ul (edited 07-08-2001).]

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Originally posted by DISCO BRYSO:

if only she wasn't born-again... sigh.

 

haha christian girls are the best. gimme her #.

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i gettin paper,things is changin,bitches is in love wit me.up in the club wit me,sippin the bub wit me,up in the tub wit me they all in love wit me.

if niggas get out ta line we have to waste em

or lickshots off in they bubmba clot head.

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Guest platapie

i love jus standing in the hot water its great.

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ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer got the black market shower heads?

F-in heelarious!

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Guest Remy Martin

im not to worried, my shower has nice water pressure and im yet to run out of hotwater...

and beat this..my bathroom is painted gloss black, the toilet has a black and red leopord spot cover on it, and the carpeting is bright red with a zebra stripe rug laid on top of that...i would say, its worthy of being in a big budget porn......

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i hate those high pressure shower heads. they hurt my face. i like the low pressure, so much gentler. i take a hot shower then like to follow it by cold water to cool me down and it feels good too. oh and my bathroom is all scooby doo. shower curtain, curtain hooks, soap dispencer, etc.

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Yeah I haven't taken a shower in a long ass time.... you know me with the mud wrestling and all.

 

Can I use yours??

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The first thing I ever looked at before renting an apartment, or buying my house was checking the water pressure in the shower. Definetly the most important and crucial commodity to your home.

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seeking, u've never tried pilau's shower....oooooh man. i usually got duck while i turn the knob, and then i pop up and get knocked around....

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yo i noticed that if you rent a house the hot water supply is limited cause most landlords pay the water,and if you buy the house you pay water and its a endless supply!

altho this is just my ecounters where i live i know its not the whole world so i piss in everyones shower i step in! so yo dont let me get a hold of your shower

 

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I was joking around with my band-mates a long time ago and told them I used to poop in the shower and sqoosh the terds down the drain with my toe, they believed me. Then like 2 weeks later on tour I heard my friend freaking out becuase he couldn't get he turd down the drain.... that was some funny shit (at the time)

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