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MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won 12oz Member

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    MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.

    Discussion started by duh-rye-won - Jan 24, 2005

    i just endured one of the most painful, self inflicted experiences of my entire life. worse than skateboarding injuries. worse than getting tattooed. i'd venture to say this was right up there with childbirth.

    i will never make this mistake again. i don't know how i could've let this happen...

    i know better...

    it all started last night. i've been trying to watch my glutinous eating habits while stoned, and have been trying to keep healthy alternative snacks around the house. fruit, lollipops, (not healthy, but at least you can't gobble em), light popcorn and one of my personal faves...

    sunflower seeds.

    you know, just put a bunch of em in the side of your mouth, chewing tobacco style, and crack em and spit the shells one by one. well last night the cracking and spitting was interfering with my efforts to conquer halo2 on legendary mode, and i got a little lazy.

    i started swallowing the shells. just chewing those fuckers up whole, into a nasty paste that tastes pretty much like salty wood. as i said, i was stoned, and battling aliens, and i wasn't really paying attention to what i was doing. well apparently i swallowed a few to many of the shells...

    because i just took such a painful shit, i thought a monster was trying to claw his way out of my asshole. i shit splinters. a big solid massive shit wrapped in barbed wire.

    i almost cried.

    those fuckin things should have a fuckin warning label on em. although i guess i'm the only person dumb enough to swallow things that pretty much have the same consistency as tree bark.

    ^ :cry2: ^
     
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  2. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    first!

    edit: yeah, what seems to be the obvious, is the obvious
     
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    YoTeddyFinger! - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    mmmmmm... sunflower seeds
     
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    effyoo - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    hahaha! when i think of split sunflower seeds i imagine big ol' crab claws.
    i guess i was right, in a real shitty way. ha.... considering your fondness for shit, as soon as i was halfway through the story i knew the outcome. A+
     
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  5. haunts

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    haunts - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    i think this falls under the catagory of learning from other peoples mistakes
     
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    the_gooch - Replied Jan 24, 2005



    hahahah

    best quote ever!
     
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    uncle-boy - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    ow.
     
  8. Pfffffffffft

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    this quite possibly THE funniest story i have read on 12oz in a loooong time...i can just picture the look on your face when you were hypnotized in the game and just chewing up those seeds....

    then the look on your face when you tried to shit them out......ahahhahahahaha only a KNIGHTBAT^o^....good stuff!!
     
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    perhap - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    so, this is the second time you've done this?
     
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  10. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    yeah, i kinda did it before, a long time ago, but not to this extent.

    not even close.
     
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    »§ÜGÅR« - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    im sorry quitster, i really could NOT help but laugh at you.

    :smiles:
     
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    Grimes - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    i just choked on my food while reading this shit,haha,damn homie,how could you slip up like that?i mean being high and all is understandable,but damn,swollwing them shits
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    I thought this was gonna be how you threatened your co-workers again. What ever happened with that?
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    Eating an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos in one sitting will give you spicy poo, which is damn uncomfortable.

    but iquit takes it to the next level.
     
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    TresOne - Replied Jan 24, 2005

    I thought i was the only one to be at the mercy of the hell-shits that come from eating whole spitz. Worst part is, i wasn't even high..

    I've eaten a bunch of those wierd little black, wood-type things in the spitz bags, and they must be made of fucking stone, cause they come out the other end in the exact same condition they went in as...

    ha.
     
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