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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MeroSeis, May 25, 2001.

  1. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

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    look son

    Discussion started by MeroSeis - May 25, 2001

    Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken
    dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one
    of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for
    the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled
    fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would
    come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably
    end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would
    get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas
    Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one
    of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started
    on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for
    cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in
    a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who
    were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on
    a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales
    to keep bad children from pissing off their parents.


    -splink
     
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  2. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

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    MeroSeis - Replied May 25, 2001

    sometimes I'll just sit around and think back and remember stupid shit girls have said to me, one time I told this girl I felt "awkward" and the bitch said "Don't feel awkwarded" I really did contemplate pimp smacking the bitch. But I didn't. Another thing I sometimes wonder about is why the rides at Six Flags have gotten so wild out now, I remember back in the day when the Scream Machine was the scariest shit out, and you were a real ass nigga if you went on that shit, now my little nephew be jumping on that shit giggling like he's being pulled down the street in a wagon. Shit. Now niggaz got some shit were they attach a elastic string to your waist, take you up so high your nose bleeds and then just drop your silly ass. You see mad heads gathered around so they can watch stool drip from your pants, shit is drastic now son. I'm not scared of any of these rides or anything but they're bugged out, That Nitro coaster is like a vertical drop 500 feet down. You can feel your kidney and other shit inside you blast up into your throat like you drank 3 40's of OE and ate some Chinese food from Bedford Park. Oh yeah, I love niggaz who talk shit too. I was at the D train station at 161st (Go Yanks!) the other day and this kid Rimz SUB 667 (I didnt know he was Rimz) comes up to me and asks me what I write, cuz he saw me busting a tag (Like he couldnt just read the tag) So I told him "MERO TMF MLB" and he goes "You TMF?" So I go, "Yeah, why?" Then the nigga backed up and said he was Netr, He was shook. If I would have known he was Rimz, his chin woulda got rocked. Sucka. I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. Anyway I'm gonna go hit the strizzy club. I'm bored, and Jessie is pregnant. Peace.


    MERO MLB TMF HAR MOBB
    MEROKILLS
    MERODOGS
    MEROJUANA
    KILLA CANE HUSANE
    VILLAVILLAINS
     
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  3. jungle cat

    jungle cat 12oz Elite Member

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    jungle cat - Replied May 25, 2001

    hahaha.. this is good shit..
     
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  4. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied May 25, 2001

    kick em in the grill, Pete!

    MERO CALLS HIS SHIT STOOL!!!

    more..
     
  5. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx 12oz Senior Member

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    Harpo Marx - Replied May 25, 2001

    incredable
     
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  6. cafe con leche

    cafe con leche 12oz Member

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    cafe con leche - Replied May 28, 2001

    i never enjoyed rambling so much
     
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  7. PoRn StAr ChOsE

    PoRn StAr ChOsE New Jack

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    PoRn StAr ChOsE - Replied May 29, 2001

    this nigga MeRo is wildin..u funny nigga..
    CHOSE HAR MOBBSTA
    MLBELLACO
    MMOB
     
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  8. nelACKson

    nelACKson 12oz Elite Member

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    nelACKson - Replied May 29, 2001

    first and second times ive ever read a post longer than 5 lines....good job..
     
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    MASk! 12oz Senior Member

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    MASk! - Replied Jun 9, 2001

    "never knew a nigga who busted a tag on a 40oz" shit what you think that s some new style or something
     
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  10. im not witty

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    im not witty - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    mero is sorely missed. tales of hittin people with dead squirrels and all kinds of other wack shit i cant even mention.
     
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    !@#$% Moderator Crew

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    !@#$% - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    remember the mero story about the girl who fucked that lame ass cat, then repeated the tryst on video so everyone could laugh at it?

    he came and she said 'did you come?' an he was all 'i don't knoooowwwww'

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    funniest shit ever.
     
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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    mero medicatian can help. That is some bugged out story.
     
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    Jackson - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    "Awwww the Denver Broncos."
    -Homer Simpson
     
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  14. Dusty Lipschitz - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    damn
    i had no idea mero was banned.
    why did he get banned?
    dood was funny.
     
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    Vanity - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    ^^ funny coming from crew.

    i think it was just over email technicalities.
     
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