Poop Man Bob Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 My roommate just left for work (11 pm - 8 am shift ... weee!). He asked me what I was going to do for the evening. I told him I'd probably spend the night fashioning a vagina out of my ballsack, in an attempt to fuck myself. Post the first random quote in your head. For I am bored. And this will certainly un-bore me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 my beef today: myself. and my inability to leave my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "Ohh.....it's beef then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "In Tyler we trusted." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "I hate my life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 and the bartender said: RECTUM!?!... it damn near killed 'em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "Butthead, has just left the toilet, huhuhuhuhuhuh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 yak yak the green sack, not a light fixture but a beautiful jet black overhead lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 ' pass me the lighter, i lost my shoes' stoned people are funny when you steal their clothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last slave Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 ".............is that green face an alien or a zombie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 aww shit say starkologist.. jsut cause that's the song that's on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 verba est grata multa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 The Child is Grown, the Dream is Gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "what can i do to make today go away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 damn, it feels good to be a gangster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 back in my day we didnt have porno we used to jack off to andy griffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyCouch Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "i think i feel an explosive bowel movement coming on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 If you cant stand the Kitchen better stay at the living room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 GO BANANA!!!! :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Fuck I forgot my qoute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 'why did you just kick your mirror off...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Risky Sizzle Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "this librarian bitch is fat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "BREATHE DEEP INTO AN EROTIC EMPIRE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "oh, so she's legal now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEKrocstar OTR CFC Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 hobin, globin, miznin, fliznin, glazeneal...its the return of the crazy one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Originally posted by skinny geek back in my day we didnt have porno we used to jack off to andy griffin andy griffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "So... do you like Phil Collins?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 "Donuts! I got donuts! I got...Hey I know you!" If you know what this is from (and wo said it). I'll be very impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 11-8 shift... when did that start. are they 24 hrs now? "BLOOD PISS SHIT SNOT GUTS and PISS!" ok, thats not "right" but those who know, KNOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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