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Poop Man Bob

First Random Quote In Your Head!

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My roommate just left for work (11 pm - 8 am shift ... weee!). He asked me what I was going to do for the evening.

 

I told him I'd probably spend the night fashioning a vagina out of my ballsack, in an attempt to fuck myself.

 

 

 

 

 

Post the first random quote in your head. For I am bored. And this will certainly un-bore me.

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' pass me the lighter, i lost my shoes'

 

stoned people are funny when you steal their clothing

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Guest imported_Tesseract

If you cant stand the Kitchen better stay at the living room

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Guest Risky Sizzle

"this librarian bitch is fat"

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