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First Random Quote In Your Head!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 26, 2001.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    My roommate just left for work (11 pm - 8 am shift ... weee!). He asked me what I was going to do for the evening.

    I told him I'd probably spend the night fashioning a vagina out of my ballsack, in an attempt to fuck myself.





    Post the first random quote in your head. For I am bored. And this will certainly un-bore me.
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    my beef today: myself. and my inability to leave my house.
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,080 Likes Received: 56
    "Ohh.....it's beef then?"
     
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    "In Tyler we trusted."
     
  5. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    and the bartender said:

    RECTUM!?!... it damn near killed 'em...
     
  7. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    "Butthead, has just left the toilet, huhuhuhuhuhuh"
     
  8. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    yak yak the green sack, not a light fixture but a beautiful jet black overhead lamp.
     
  9. mr.e

    mr.e Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2000 Messages: 2,343 Likes Received: 0
    ' pass me the lighter, i lost my shoes'

    stoned people are funny when you steal their clothing
     
  10. the last slave

    the last slave Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2001 Messages: 500 Likes Received: 0
    ".............is that green face an alien or a zombie?"
     
  11. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    aww shit say starkologist.. jsut cause that's the song that's on
     
  12. ohnoone

    ohnoone Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2001 Messages: 3,060 Likes Received: 164
    verba est grata multa
     
  13. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    The Child is Grown, the Dream is Gone...
     
  14. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    "what can i do to make today go away"
     
  15. beardo

    beardo Guest

    damn, it feels good to be a gangster
     
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