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First Random Quote In Your Head!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 26, 2001.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    First Random Quote In Your Head!

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Oct 26, 2001

    My roommate just left for work (11 pm - 8 am shift ... weee!). He asked me what I was going to do for the evening.

    I told him I'd probably spend the night fashioning a vagina out of my ballsack, in an attempt to fuck myself.





    Post the first random quote in your head. For I am bored. And this will certainly un-bore me.
     
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    my beef today: myself. and my inability to leave my house.
     
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    "Ohh.....it's beef then?"
     
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    "In Tyler we trusted."
     
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    "I hate my life."
     
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    and the bartender said:

    RECTUM!?!... it damn near killed 'em...
     
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    yak yak the green sack, not a light fixture but a beautiful jet black overhead lamp.
     
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    aww shit say starkologist.. jsut cause that's the song that's on
     
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    damn, it feels good to be a gangster