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favorite SIMPSONS quotes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by taco bell bomber, May 15, 2001.

  1. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber 12oz Senior Member

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    favorite SIMPSONS quotes

    Discussion started by taco bell bomber - May 15, 2001

    ralph wiggum talking to super intendent chalmers..
    "hi super nitendo chalmers"...i was laughing for a good 7 min when i herd that tonight..those simpson writers are good persons
     
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  2. B_As_In_Bot

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    B_As_In_Bot - Replied May 15, 2001

    you neglected to mention:

    "Kids, dont sit so close to the T.V. it will hurt your eyes..
    ...(kids)No it wont..
    ..(Homer, waving his fist)Oh yes it will.."
     
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  3. podrido

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    podrido - Replied May 16, 2001

    yoink*
     
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  4. imported_SecretAgentX9 - Replied May 16, 2001

    ~excellent~
    everytime i hear mr. burns say that i laugh my arse off
     
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    DoSeR - Replied May 16, 2001

    the one where hes like i went to shelbyville and ate at a mc donalds
     
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    EatMorGlue - Replied May 16, 2001

    i sleep in a drawer
     
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    SleepOnIt - Replied May 16, 2001

    U...R....GAY...tee hee it says you are gay.-homer
     
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    footsoldier - Replied May 16, 2001

    "you kissed a girl, thats sooo gay"

    "his can control is amazing" while bart is spraypainting in shelbyville.
     
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    *ZEMONEDOE$ - Replied May 16, 2001

    "why do the pretty ones always have to be crazy" chief wigham

    mmm beeer
     
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    nipples-galore - Replied May 16, 2001

    "when i grow up, im going to go to bovine university"-r.w.
     
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    dukeofyork - Replied May 16, 2001

    i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids..
    ouch!
    i bent my wookie..
     
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    Clay-Burner - Replied May 16, 2001

    Bart: Skinner is a nut. He has a rubber butt.
    Skinner: young man I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone and that metal plate I got in Nam.

    also

    Homer: We could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is the way it seems
     
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    Seym1has2no3fiends - Replied May 16, 2001

    "nobody who speaks german can be that bad!"

    "my work crawled into my mouth and then I ate it can I have another one?"
    "no ralph"


    somebody please say the quote where homer says that all negative words begin with children?
     
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    Seym1has2no3fiends - Replied May 16, 2001

    "ooh, they have the internet for computers now!" -homer
     
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    pukey1 - Replied May 16, 2001

    DOH!
     
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