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favorite SIMPSONS quotes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by taco bell bomber, May 15, 2001.

  1. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    ralph wiggum talking to super intendent chalmers..
    "hi super nitendo chalmers"...i was laughing for a good 7 min when i herd that tonight..those simpson writers are good persons
  2. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    you neglected to mention:

    "Kids, dont sit so close to the T.V. it will hurt your eyes..
    ...(kids)No it wont..
    ..(Homer, waving his fist)Oh yes it will.."
  3. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
  4. ~excellent~
    everytime i hear mr. burns say that i laugh my arse off
  5. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    the one where hes like i went to shelbyville and ate at a mc donalds
  6. EatMorGlue

    EatMorGlue Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 22, 2000 Messages: 1,919 Likes Received: 1
    i sleep in a drawer
  7. SleepOnIt

    SleepOnIt Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2001 Messages: 1,704 Likes Received: 0
    U...R....GAY...tee hee it says you are gay.-homer
  8. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    "you kissed a girl, thats sooo gay"

    "his can control is amazing" while bart is spraypainting in shelbyville.

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
    "why do the pretty ones always have to be crazy" chief wigham

    mmm beeer
  10. nipples-galore

    nipples-galore Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 2,567 Likes Received: 0
    "when i grow up, im going to go to bovine university"-r.w.
  11. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids..
    i bent my wookie..
  12. Clay-Burner

    Clay-Burner Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 0
    Bart: Skinner is a nut. He has a rubber butt.
    Skinner: young man I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone and that metal plate I got in Nam.


    Homer: We could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is the way it seems
  13. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 4,132 Likes Received: 0
    "nobody who speaks german can be that bad!"

    "my work crawled into my mouth and then I ate it can I have another one?"
    "no ralph"

    somebody please say the quote where homer says that all negative words begin with children?
  14. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends Elite Member

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    "ooh, they have the internet for computers now!" -homer
  15. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

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