RumPuncher Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 so some of you might know how my life has been plagued with hippes over the past few years... hippy neighbours, hippy ex-girl... well now the store under my appartment is becoming an Organic Foods / Flowers shop. I enjoy a nice salted soy bean as much as the next guy, but why must hippies always congregate around me. It's not like I'm giving out hash brownies or tickets so see phish.... so why me? *happy mr.bean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 1st...move to connecticut...not too many hippies here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- say bean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 oh right... I could move to singapore where being a hippy is illegal but I'm sure they'd follow me somewhere. Who the hell are the Dead and why do they keep following my van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 i personally don't mind hippies, too much...except for the ones that wreak of pattuli (sp?)..... fuckers need to take baths instead of spreading that shit all over their bodies...just one bath, every three days, unless you get damn hippies get really stinky, thena bath every day would be cool....don't they know what bacteria is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Move out here to Virginia and we can punch kids that ride around listening to the clipse and missy elliot in the stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 no just no i had my fill of hippies while in Boulder. no no no. there is no reason not to wash your hair or yourself regularly but edamame is super tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 edamame - that's the word I was looking for! I guess there's a bright side to it. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- *happy mr.bean? yarrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 you and me both. The latest lady in my life...hippy...well maybe not full blown...how about pseudo hippy. Although...I don't have an organic food store below my house...so you're still ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 damn austin... the last lady in my life* was also a hippy who works at a hemp store and rode around on a pre-WWII bike that weighs like 80lbs. (complete with basket and flowers) *if one night stands count in this category Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomfarmer Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 hippies do suck..you have my condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- damn austin... the last lady in my life* was also a hippy who works at a hemp store and rode around on a pre-WWII bike that weighs like 80lbs. (complete with basket and flowers) *if one night stands count in this category the bike nerd in me wants to see a picture of this woman. yeah...I know she was a one nighter...but that doesn't necessarily mean there weren't pics. ;) * yeah...I think she counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 what do you think I am steve.... a shutterbug or a perveract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- well now the store under my appartment is becoming an Organic Foods / Flowers shop. soy *happy mr.bean? -quit being a slut -ecth btah :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 ^ excuse me what? who's being a slut? what are you talking about? but yes... etch might do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 I live in Berkeley and that place is a verminous nest seething with hippies. Those fools plaster bumper stickers all over their cars, give me dirty looks when I'm trying to eat a frikkin hot dog, paint their ugly hippie ethnic murals on all the choice walls and cover my stencils with goddamn "free palestine" fliers. I am amped to be moving to sacramento in less than a week. Goddamn hippies. Props to the Oakland Police for mowing those idiots down at the shipping docks a few months back. Claiming police brutality...what the fuck did they expect attempting to disrupt a major seaport like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by LENS I Props to the Oakland Police for mowing those idiots down at the shipping docks a few months back. Claiming police brutality...what the fuck did they expect attempting to disrupt a major seaport like that? Police brutality rocks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 I love cathing two faced hippies in the act. for example.... I was at a friends party and this one girl gave me shit for my leather jacket talking about how leather is muder and I was a piece of shit for wearing it. This came from a girl I didn't even really know. Well then when it was crashing time I found myself about to blackout on the couch. This girl comes over and gives me some bullshit like 'Why dont you be a gentleman for once in your life and offer a lady the couch?' 'Sorry but it's a leather couch... you're sleeping on the floor!' I've also seen a few 'hippies' who dont even recycle. I'm %100 behind ecologits and people who care about the planet, but two-faced hippies drive me nuts. booooooo-urns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 i date a near hippie ... i have been with her for 3 years now... my other friends call me hippie now ... it makes me insane ... fuck in all honesty i am closer to a yuppie than a hippie. whatever ... i dont live it ... i give my lady shit for it. its good but she isnt that bad ... eats meat, wears leather. could be worse ... i just hate that tag on my forehead. fuck hippies !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Originally posted by ERIZENO ... i just hate that tag on my forehead. I've tagged a lot of things but never a forehead. I hope etch wasn't involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 hippies are how i take out my rage and anger, well not really, however that would be 3429% cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 I was at a reggae party in S.F.'s golden gate park last weekend and they were giving away hot dogs towards the end. Some hippie bitch came up to me and my boys and asks... "oh, are there any vegan or meat-alternative hot dogs." "No" Chick starts to leave and my friend Jeff throws one of the hot dogs in the trash and wraps the bun back up in foil. He calls out to her "Hey, here's a vegetarian hot dog for you." Girl comes back all psyched about Jeff's vegetarian "hot dog". She opened up the foil and fucking flipped out on him. Jeff kept laughing and said "dood, what are you getting pissed about? It's a vegetarian hot dog! See, no meat!" Girl bitches at Jeff, calling him a facist and "animal mixer" (wtf?!?). Stomps off. Man, i've never seen a vegan get so mad. They are about the most humorless individuals on the face of the planet. Vegan girls have about as much sexuality as a styrofoam cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 hippies are gay because they say words like "whoooaaaa maann" and "cosmic brooo." i hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 .8752.986542802740862.-7642 .........prolly gonna be the last one to admit it...but the hippies i met and chilled with for a good amount of time.. where really cool cats they schooled my ass on lucid dreaming,proper meditating, this tomato stuff that looked like wheatpaste but tasted like carne asada. check san pedro beaches on thursday night if your in cali.. nice drum circle, community food, fun shtuff. all we listened to the whole week was ben harper, weird funky sitar grooves mixed with an oddly timed darkstep drum n bass beats, and eazy e...it wasnt my tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I've tagged a lot of things but never a forehead. I'm gonna have to claim the exact opposite of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Women hippies, who don't shave their legs or arm pits are the most vile things on the planet.:zombie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 zest, c'mon man, one night stand =slut... i don't think you're as bad as steve, but you know.... i bet you poked ube, didn't ya? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 ona side note, i actually dig the whole non-vanity thing.. however, if you look hippie enough to be labeled a hippie, you're prolly just as vain.. this one hippie broad is after me. it's cute, but i got more important shit on my mind than pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 kilo, come on man, you know you love the hippy shit.... we're all hippies on the inside right? we all just wanna be loved... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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