Gunm Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 So, do you maintain and groom yourself accordingly so as to fit in with the oh so hip and sleek male manscaped crowd of the new millenium? I myself will admit to letting my gf wax my chest this afternoon. It feels as red and raw as a fresh pound of ground meat but, damn, it looks so clean and well, model-like! I also had my junk trimmed and streamlined. The "porno patch" as I believe it is called. Lets face it guys....the conan caveman look is a thing of the past. Ladies like a well groomed and clean looking guy from the waist down these days. So, do you......manscape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 is that the same as being a metrosexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i keep my shit clean down under, but i dont comb my hair and wear stylish clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 no, but i do take pride in the fact that i shower weekly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by DETO is that the same as being a metrosexual? basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 wasnt there a thread about this just a week ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by DETO http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/interface/show_top_gaykennynkyle.gif'> http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/interface/eggs/left/show_left_gaycartman.gif'> http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/interface/eggs/right/show_right_gaystan.gif'> </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i am very unkempt, much like grizzly adams but with less greys (although i'm catching up). fuck hair products and all that shit. all i needs is some deodorant to keep the armpits in check and i'm ready to roll. go pick up your jean-paul gaultier man make-up and go gay out at the sydney mardi gras ya fuckin homos. Mr. ABC/i'm a man's man....but not in a gay way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 :lol: :lol: yeah bitch^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 http://news.awn.com/newspics/news_9432.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by DETO is that the same as being a metrosexual? metrosexual is just having one foot out of the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 lol, "oh my god klye what are you wearing?" "that was so last season" "run from the metrosexuals, theyre really crab people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I take care of myself but will never wax my chest or shit like that... Women live so much more in the emotional aspect of a relationship that strength, security, a sense of humor and inteligence is key and only a relative level of maintenance and upkeep is needed. I don't doubt that women would have their cake and eat it too but until I get a blowjob on command my bear chest wont be bare... http://hometown.aol.com/fzybear/images/matt's%20hairy%20chest6.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ten Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 http://www.realjuggalos.com/board/toppic.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i stay umm, well, the prono star cut below is the only thing i rock. i'm shaggy except for my shaved head. i kick the hairy chest look, too. i'm too scared to wax my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 trimming is acceptable. shaving/waxing is strictly for ass pirates or guidos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 personally, i think body hair (in excess) is by far one of the most disgusting things on the human body (don't ask ... i don't know) fortunately, i'm not a naturally hairy person ... no hair on my chest (thank god) but i do shave my head and keep the garden of eden under strict maintenance. i like to smell good and dress nicely. but i think that's more of me wanting to keep a good personal appearance of myself more than it being metrosexual qualities. i have to keep myself looking good for business ... i run a label and an agency. but being like this cat i shared a room with while i was in beantown during january is something else. he was madd flamed. 3 different types of hair products ... filed his nails (and toenails) always kept lotion on him to make sure his hands stayed soft. spent no less than 45mins in the bathrooms in the morning before he left in the mornings, and around 90mins before leaving to go out at night. i could go on ... but this kid was about as phag as ru paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 trimmed it once but it was itchy as all hell. thus i shall never trim my pubes again. as far as chest hair, ive seen the seinfeld and will never touch that shit. However i will most definately wax my back if i ever get that gorilla hairy back/shoulder shit. thats fucking sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 See, the disturbing thing for me [certified 100% homosexual] in this whole "metrosexual" trend is the prospect of the gay equivalent of wiggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 well at least ya can admit it nekro. props i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 ummm....can i see all your manscapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 haha...rental, you go girl! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Check all that apply: Yes [X] No [ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I bic the boys and keep the patch trimmed (trim it on a 5 every few weeks). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Im with ABC on this one. I dont know if he takes it to the same extreme as I do, but on the average I look like I crawled out of a gutter after a long long day of drinking in front of a seven 11. Girls love that shit to death. One thing that is right about me is girls always smell me and let me know that i smell good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i don't manscape because i don't need to. ha. no, i do a little maintenance down under, but nothing that looks disgustingly unnatural or porn-starish. that's gross. and metrosexuals are a bunch of styleless, over-shaved sheep-zombies. fuck metros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by BUCK FUSH trimmed it once but it was itchy as all hell. you can't just straight up trim/shave it ... ever notice why most girls either take a bath when they shave their legs, or wait until they're about to get out the shower? you have to let your skin soften up ... and make sure you have plenty of moisture around it before and after you shave. wow ... i can't believe i gave someone advice on shaving their pubes Originally posted by Nekro See, the disturbing thing for me [certified 100% homosexual] in this whole "metrosexual" trend is the prospect of the gay equivalent of wiggers. i've never thought of it like that ... quite an interesting view point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by rental ummm....can i see all your manscapes? hahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 if there was a painless easy way to keep the berries bare i'd handle it. until then, fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I still dont understand how tease can say that shit when this shitty thread is 100x better than anything ive seen him ever create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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