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Do you................MANSCAPE?

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So, do you maintain and groom yourself accordingly so as to fit in with the oh so hip and sleek male manscaped crowd of the new millenium?

 

I myself will admit to letting my gf wax my chest this afternoon. It feels as red and raw as a fresh pound of ground meat but, damn, it looks so clean and well, model-like! I also had my junk trimmed and streamlined. The "porno patch" as I believe it is called.

 

Lets face it guys....the conan caveman look is a thing of the past. Ladies like a well groomed and clean looking guy from the waist down these days.

 

So, do you......manscape?

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i am very unkempt, much like grizzly adams but with less greys (although i'm catching up). fuck hair products and all that shit. all i needs is some deodorant to keep the armpits in check and i'm ready to roll. go pick up your jean-paul gaultier man make-up and go gay out at the sydney mardi gras ya fuckin homos.

 

 

 

Mr. ABC/i'm a man's man....but not in a gay way

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Originally posted by DETO

is that the same as being a metrosexual?

 

metrosexual is just having one foot out of the closet.

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lol, "oh my god klye what are you wearing?" "that was so last season"

"run from the metrosexuals, theyre really crab people"

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I take care of myself but will never wax my chest or shit like that... Women live so much more in the emotional aspect of a relationship that strength, security, a sense of humor and inteligence is key and only a relative level of maintenance and upkeep is needed. I don't doubt that women would have their cake and eat it too but until I get a blowjob on command my bear chest wont be bare...

 

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i stay umm, well, the prono star cut below is the only thing i rock. i'm shaggy except for my shaved head. i kick the hairy chest look, too. i'm too scared to wax my chest.

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personally, i think body hair (in excess) is by far one of the most disgusting things on the human body (don't ask ... i don't know)

fortunately, i'm not a naturally hairy person ... no hair on my chest (thank god) but i do shave my head and keep the garden of eden under strict maintenance. i like to smell good and dress nicely. but i think that's more of me wanting to keep a good personal appearance of myself more than it being metrosexual qualities. i have to keep myself looking good for business ... i run a label and an agency.

 

but being like this cat i shared a room with while i was in beantown during january is something else. he was madd flamed. 3 different types of hair products ... filed his nails (and toenails) always kept lotion on him to make sure his hands stayed soft. spent no less than 45mins in the bathrooms in the morning before he left in the mornings, and around 90mins before leaving to go out at night.

i could go on ... but this kid was about as phag as ru paul.

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trimmed it once but it was itchy as all hell. thus i shall never trim my pubes again. as far as chest hair, ive seen the seinfeld and will never touch that shit. However i will most definately wax my back if i ever get that gorilla hairy back/shoulder shit. thats fucking sick.

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See, the disturbing thing for me [certified 100% homosexual] in this whole "metrosexual" trend is the prospect of the gay equivalent of wiggers.

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Im with ABC on this one. I dont know if he takes it to the same extreme as I do, but on the average I look like I crawled out of a gutter after a long long day of drinking in front of a seven 11. Girls love that shit to death. One thing that is right about me is girls always smell me and let me know that i smell good.

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