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A question of wedding etiquette.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Here is the situation.

    My brother is getting married in a couple of months, and it's gonna be sorta big. About 500 people.

    I've been asked to invite some friends of mine. I've made into a list of 4 or 5 people, so far.

    Now, my family is very conservative. I mean, they didn't vote for Harper, or anything, but the parents are extremely religious, and the word "sex" doesn't ever come up in this house. And my parents have never once asked to meet a girl I was dating, or even asked about her, period.

    What's happening is, I'm very apprehensive on whether I should bring a date. See, my relatives from India (whom I adore) are going to be there, as well as many people from our cultural community, and I'm not certain I need a date up in there. It's complicated, but basically, I'm not comfortable with mixing girls with family.

    It's hard to explain.

    ANYWAY, here are my options.

    a) Bring only some male friends and get drunk and hit on lovely Indian girls

    b) Let the male friends bring their dates if they wish, but I can be comfortable in flying solo at our table.

    c) Fuck it, bring a date (which leads to further complications, like - should she be really hot? Or really cultured? A good friend? A ho I picked up in the park by my house?)

    Help me decide, ozers. I don't have much time until the invites go out. :gaga:
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    bring the homies and tear that mutha out
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    well, your parents asking about your girlfriend's period would be a rather uncomfortable situation, methinks.
     
  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    well, your parents asking about your girlfriend's period would be a rather uncomfortable situation, methinks.
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    :haha:

    damn, you're sharp.
     
  5. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    damn... wedding season.

    fly solo, otherwise your girl will be getting pestered with 1001 'when are you two getting married' questions.

    be solo at your family's wedding, unless it's really serious.
     
  6. \


    Good situation, ‎

    ‎ If your friends are anything like mine I wouldn't bring those bastards. But then again I ‎hang out with scumbags (and they will tell you so too) but if your friends can "behave" if ‎you tell them the situations then bring them along. But I wouldn’t have them get to drunk ‎and belligerent if you ever want to talk to your family again. Bringing a date I would ‎apply the same rules to her, I would bring someone kind of cultured and classy, it will ‎impress the fam. On the other hand if you see a hot Indian girl (which I am sure you will) ‎it will be an extreme block of "the game". I would say fly solo, because if the movies ‎have taught us anything, it has taught us that horney single girls are a plenty around ‎weddings.‎
     
  7. Spelling Nazi

    Spelling Nazi New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2006 Messages: 16 Likes Received: 0
    "Gonna"

    Evident of laziness.....

    "...and it's GOING TO be SORT OF big. About FIVE HUNDRED people.

    As a police officer you need to uphold not only established law, but the laws of language as well sir.

    Polish your badge!!!!
     
  8. johnny ballbags

    johnny ballbags Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 25, 2005 Messages: 4,381 Likes Received: 30
     
  9. Spelling Nazi

    Spelling Nazi New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2006 Messages: 16 Likes Received: 0
    I would suggest all the invitations and literature are carefully proof read.
     
  10. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202

    Very good point, dude. Same to you, SneakandCreep.
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
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    you speedboatin' sunuvabitch
     
  12. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    do you really need the internet people of 12oz to make decisions like this for you?
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202

    I was waiting for this. This is a discussion board, and I would like the input of my fellow 12ozers. Nobody is making any decisions for me.
     
  14. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    I know i do.
     
  15. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    12oz inserted a suppository up my ass once. True story.
     
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