Elena Delle Donne Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) SALT LIFE!!!!! Edited March 1, 2023 by Elena Delle Donne 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 What exactly is going on in here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, fat ralphy said: What exactly is going on in here? a top 5 annoying lifestyle brand about nothing has a cofounder who's into kids. what are the other 4? what's the power rankings? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Me and the homies had a Slutlife crew for a while- this was before this lame shit ever came around. Slutlife > Salt Life 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Salt Life is an unofficial crew for dudes who fantasize about being some sort of modern day playboy pirates. Just guessing that most people with one of those stickers doesn't fish or own a boat, maybe they get invited onto their buddy's boat once a month. Probably a lot of others who have that sticker who just like going to the beach. Betting that the downfall of the company's founder has left them feeling.... salty? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: a top 5 annoying lifestyle brand about nothing has a cofounder who's into kids. what are the other 4? what's the power rankings? There is the casual murder at slight inconvenience lifestyle Then there is the "I'm a mermaid" lifestyle bitch Then we have the Thick girl lifestyle. A good 90% of the time they are gonna be past the thickness threshold and are sporting full on trucker arms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 This tragedy screams meth life. RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 For the record, I don’t rock with Salt Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 10 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: i wonder how many people are out scraping the salt life stickers off of their vehicles now? i bet it's a lot.. I wonder how many are sticking the sticker today. hashtag creep life 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Honestly don't think any of those mid life crisis inbreds will be out scraping their stickers off. Probably just glad one of the brand's founders has proof he touched a young vag at one point after his 4th divorce proceeding. Inspiration. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 This thread and the chin rock thread are first cousins 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 On a steamy date. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 The sweat between them forming relative humidity. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 I'm also assuming there are a lot of landlocked people repping the Salt Life 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 2, 2023 Author Share Posted March 2, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I'm also assuming there are a lot of landlocked people repping the Salt Life i used to work for a guy from lancaster pa who rocked a salt life decal on his truck. i was absolutely ruthless. Edited March 2, 2023 by Elena Delle Donne 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 (edited) Pretty sure this sticker was coopted into a lifestyle along the same lines as salt life, but way predates salt life. Edited March 2, 2023 by mr.yuck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 Next up crossover megabranded shit, like I'm gonna ride my Orange County Chopper to the Outer Banks while playing my Duck Dynasty duck calls on the way. Cue mega logo of a duck riding a motorcycle while jumping over a boat. It's all about that duck bike boat life, word. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Seen in the wild 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 5, 2023 Author Share Posted March 5, 2023 On 3/1/2023 at 9:19 AM, LUGR said: For the record, I don’t rock with Salt Life. prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted March 5, 2023 Author Share Posted March 5, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Seen in the wild awesome. excellent. this is what it's all about. this dude is on probation 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: prove it I do live the salt life, but not with this brand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 People with all them lifestyle stickers are abject posers. Including the stick family lifestyle. You dont really want all them damn kids and animals. Quit frontin. Your life is miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 I can not stand stickers on cars. What are you? Twelve? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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