mr.yuck Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I just walked into the next room over and heard my wife say "your racist adrenaline rush doesnt count as a laxative." I dont know who she was talking to or get any other context. Im not going to ask either but I was weak as shit. Lets hear some wild overheard conversations or comments made. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Great topic thread topic. I hope this snowballs into a popular thread. I do not have anything to share right now, but will contribute once I have some material. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 I once heard these two wiggers on a bus and one of them said “I got 2 AKs” and without missing a beat the other wigger said “well I fucked 6 bitches in one night, on E!” That has been my go to one upper ever since. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Snippets of convos while taking a dump at work > 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 A client at the shop I used to work at who named her kid Jagger “...not like Mick, like the song...” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Once I heard a group of girls that I used to fuck huddled up gossiping about guys with small penises. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Ok I finally have one to share. I was in the covalent store getting coffee and one ladies says to another, "It's all over rated, cars, wAteR, everything, it's over rated, who needs it way?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 26, 2021 Author Share Posted December 26, 2021 I just overheard my 12 year old nephew throw shade at my wife’s make up saying “It looks like you were trying to pull off a crease cut and it didn’t go right!” First of all, fall back lil buster. Second of all, why do you know so much about women’s make up? Lol. He’s gonna break some boys heart one day! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 Today I overheard someone say that Michael Phelps looks like Darwin from the Wild Thornberrys. I recognized the cartoon but not well enough to get the reference. So I did some googling and I must say, that statement is pretty spot on. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 "I wish Reagan were still alive so that mf could die again." 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 I'm on the blob but you can crack us up the shitter ifya want. rough as guts chick to her boyfriend 2 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Rough indeed. Yikes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyeast Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Haha. Gonna have to start using that one for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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