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Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something

comfortable for my first day of work.

 

Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer

magazine columnist, something with computers?

 

Homer: Well, I use a computer.

 

Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the

non-stop sitting and snacking.

[more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants

confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample

gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets,

muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes --

 

Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a

muumuu.

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Educate the uninitiated, a trap is a crack house, right?

 

How'd it get the name of 'trap'?

 

 

I watched a doco a few months back where the cops set up cameras in an abandoned house just waiting. Pretty much straight away a crew moved in. They got done for dealing and a murder.

 

Trap is some newer slang, but from what I gather it can be any drug house.

Crack, Heroine, Meth whatever.

I wouldn't doubt there's suburban white kids selling weed out their parents basement, taking Instagram pics of the transactions and hash tagging "trap house" with pics of them holding BB guns.

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I try to take flicks with no graf at all, it is really fucking hard.

that benz, is one of 8 whips used whenever, get mad nigga.

traps in detroit sell rock and heroin, but they also sell fat ass reggie bags

and grams of decent goods, because every nigga in detroit smoke weed,

so naturally, the trap has all you can ever want. most the traps I go to I

know the niggas personally from just living in so many hoods, most the houses

are abandoned.

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...also, 7 whips, sorry, one is straight ass deaded in the backyard, and another great thing

about detroit, NOBODY has an l or insurance. smash beater, leave beater.

 

on top of that tired ass white benz, nigga you don't know what bout it is living on the east side of this bitch with 2 niggas doing all they dirt in a whip like that. niggas get carjacked for a fucking 80 something whatever. we out here with all kinds not giving a fuck, for real for real.

 

that benz just makes hood shit that much more fun.

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