sayWORD? Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 What means the world to you Cause money mean the world to me I'm a shine for the world to see Pearl the V twirl the key cock back kick back and twirl the weed (Ma) Wanna roll wit a top gun Hot one done pop one scrub not one Wanna ride shotgun wanna shoot shot guns and i got hot one's But i wanna chick that'll hop up on a stick Wit a porno flick (Uh) Make sure my cum go on a lick More to sip but screw that Where my thugs with the hollow tips Girls that acknowledge it Polish it after that swallow it Stand by baby where you at huh? Raise ya hand high You dont suck what that's a damn lie Got red rye my man ride my fam tide So i need a real chick Someone to keep it real wit Someone to rob and steal wit Someone to share my meal wit It's that there look wit you and be out for your revenue then even at you and she'll be blessin you Caressin you startin that mess wit you But you always good for now and plus no friends around So girl jus come lift up that dress for now And give me some points for now talk to me ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 why's the sky blue? why's water wet? why did judas rat to romans while jesus slept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 no. maybe. yes. is it rude to unfollow everyone who talks about their stupid fucking exercise plan and diet on twitter (even if they are my friends)? is it creepy to stalk and kill the people who use the #firstworldproblems hashtag on twitter? am I spending too much time on twitter? wayy too much time on twitter. fuck twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Where do babies come from? I know it aint the god damn stork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 must spread rep publicenemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 What is the point of twitter, I mean really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "look at me, look at me, i'm takin a shit, look at me" bizzness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Honestly I thought this thread would be a good idea. Then again I was drunk at the time. Either way I knew it would provide some hilarity so I aint mad. I think it's more original than some yahoo news thread shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 What is some solid advice when looking into another city to move to when you havent been or have only been briefly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 What is some solid advice when looking into another city to move to when you havent been or have only been briefly? Make sure you have a job lined up already and family in the general area helps a lot. I would say visit first at least for a week or two just to make sure you are making the right decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Lots of internet research, craigslist ect. If you have friends in said city couch surf for as long as possible. Give you a chance to catch your bearings, secure a living arrangement of some sort, and employment. Unless that is the whole reason for said move. If that is the case, save receipts, and write that shit off on your taxes even if you get relocation assistance from your employer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 As of today I don't have internet at my house. If I use a wifi at the library or college can anyone see the porn I'm gonna download? Can this laptop get like perma-banned from the wifi signal? Am I paranoid? Park in the parking lot afterhours WiFi still works and no monitoring, this worked for me when I needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Thats so creepy I aint even ganna ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 No fappin', just homeless.. reading it now it does sound creepy ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 No fappin? So when you were homeless you crept to the local library after hours and sat in the parkinglot watching porn for non fapping entertainment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 What is the point of twitter, I mean really? I rate it. Highly. So i'll share my thoughts about twitter with you. It depends on what you want to get out of it / how you use the internet. It's basically a filtered stream of links to the things I am interested in looking at on the internet. News mainly then music, art, fashion, authors' notes, comedians, etc… A lot of people use twitter as their first point of contact when sharing news. This is great because I follow them and enjoy hearing their news in real time. I originally signed up to read my favourite authors thoughts and musings on things. This is paying off. He's excellent. Then there's a whole pool of idiots who use it to socialise and they're clogging up my news feed with boring cross talk. I try and avoid this. Also: little to no advertising and great for throwing random insults at kim kardashian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 No fappin? So when you were homeless you crept to the local library after hours and sat in the parkinglot watching porn for non fapping entertainment? roommates kicked me out,Filled out applications, no pr0nz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Yes and Pussy is now the new bj. Why do people think jay z is a good rapper? cause he is a good rapper ... blueprint 3 was garbage and watch the throne was meh ... but he has classics, a bag of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 is it creepy to stalk and kill the people who use the #firstworldproblems hashtag on twitter? Is it creepy to stalk and kill anyone who uses a hashtag on any website because they're that fucking annoying? Is it creepy to do the same for people who use "YOLO" in any context? Am I too upset by these things? No. I know I answered the last one myself, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 whats the square root or tree fiddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 what is the name of the second song on this video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Brittney Spears - Hit me baby one more time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 what is the name of the second song on this video? Here yo go: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 why's jadakiss as hard as it gets why's the industry designed to keep the artist in debt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "Corpus Hypercubus" - Salvador Dali (1954) My understanding of this (for Easter): This painting depicts the ascended body as a hypercube (note: the hypercube looks like a cross in three diminsions). It is a fusion of religion and science. I feel that it implies that to understand God (or Truth), you need to understand Christ (a reality beyond Science), as it exists in the fourth dimension. Hypercube. Depicting four dimensions. Bible passage: Ephesians 3:17-19 (New International Version) Quote: 17 so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith. And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, 18 may have power, together with all the Lord’s holy people, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ, 19 and to know this love that surpasses knowledge—that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of God. Ephesians was originally written by Saint Peter in the first century AD. Note the description of four dimensions being described in the text: width, length, height, and depth. So, "being filled to the measure of all the fullness of God", or ascending to the "next level", is understanding and reaching the fourth dimension (beyond what can be seen and measured in our third dimension). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 That's a SIK painting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 how fast should my tag be? 5 seconds? is 8 seconds too long? i average between 5 and 12 seconds depending on how drunk i am. for the record. 5 letters in my name.. but some times 4 or maybe 3. it varies. serious question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Why do you time yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Should i put him on time out? Had to share it... Cant really say shit, did it, still do it.. PTA meetings I wonder what he tag's... i will deliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Timeout haha thats the edited version Tears will flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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