CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 http://en.lelo.com/staticPage.php?page=tiani DAAAMN.... it looks like she can plug her ipod into it next level swedes yeah...apparently these are the lamborghinis of vibrators/sex toys now. the swedish people make them, but get their motors from japan...also, there is a lifetime warranty on them or some shit. the cheapest one is like $100, but they can get really really expensive...the reason i know so much about them, is cause a few of us were thinking about starting up a company that would produce knock off lelo products (kind of like how they have knock off purses), but we figured the investment would be too great of a risk. so now im sharing the idea on the oontz for all you young entrepreneurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 The Leloontz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark_Knight Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 On 3/28/2012 at 5:55 PM, john_gacy said: Why would a dog want a dildo when it could have a vibrator? anyone know the answer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 @Dark_Knight everyone knows that dildos have more flavor…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Some of these dog toys you see in the store are straight up dick sleeves and rubber dongs, thread has a point. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Is it wrong that my nickname for the wife became “Lelo” after I bought her a black and gold one on our first date due to her voice sounding so cute when she said the word Lelo that I also named one of my guitars by the moniker 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 On 3/29/2012 at 6:06 AM, CALIgula said: yeah...apparently these are the lamborghinis of vibrators/sex toys now. the swedish people make them, but get their motors from japan...also, there is a lifetime warranty on them or some shit. the cheapest one is like $100, but they can get really really expensive...the reason i know so much about them, is cause a few of us were thinking about starting up a company that would produce knock off lelo products (kind of like how they have knock off purses), but we figured the investment would be too great of a risk. so now im sharing the idea on the oontz for all you young entrepreneurs. Holy shit. I made my above post before I realised this thread had a second page, and to follow on the story of the wife, our second date involved me getting a Lamborghini to cruise around in. anyone doubt that we are in a simulation or what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 ^what are those white things on her pants leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Its some sort of floral design thing. Not really my aesthetic preference but I know the 12oz rules of “pics or it didn’t happen” so here is the necessary proof of me behind the wheel of the thing as we traverse the time space continuum as we go about experiencing life together as “The Dream Team” on the street adjacent to where Michael, Magic, Bird and company won their gold medal back in the 90s. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Either there's a cheeto on your dashboard or the sun is rising out her vaj. Probably pussy power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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