Drue_Down Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 He should take her on a five star trip to S.Korea under the guise of "trying to save our relationship". Then he should rent a hot air balloon and take her on a champagne and picnic in the air tour of the Korean countryside. He should then drug her champagne, when she is knocked out he should set the balloons path for N.Korea. Just before crossing the border, he should parachute out of the balloon leaving her with a dslr with a telephoto lens, a rifle and lots of photographs of Kim Jong Un. Let N.Korea do the rest. Cheating whore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 $100 worth of Lucky Charm marshmallows? Let me call my buddy who's an expert in Lucky Charm marshmallows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Why would someone want $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows? They're not very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 but really like 15 euros? or quid? or rupees? for a box? america has its shortcomings but i'll be damned if cereal is one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 On topic- Did anyone else wonder whether this might be a case of psychological projection? Off topic- The idea of paying $15 for junk food is puzzling to say the least...I wouldn't eat that crap if it was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Lucky Charms < Marshmallow Mateys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 15 would be worth a momentary nostalgic journey though... just cant see it worth buying every week at that price . fruity pebbles for 15 a box while living in another country.. personally i see it worth plunking down $720 for a years worth if given the chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 THe internet isnt for solutions. It's for endlessly ranting about shit that pisses you off. This isnt a sexual relationship but it is intimate in the sense that i have to live with this fucking retard. My roommate is a 28 year old indian computer scientist who I figured was going to be straight laced, clean, boring yet sterile and cause me no problems. Turns out india breeds man children who can't do anything for themselves because they're expected to get married and the woman's supposed to do everything for them. He's been here for three days and the house already reeks of his B.O. Yesterday I was minding my own business making pasta when he launched into a story about how for the last three years he's been a speaker at a 3 day self-help lecture and for forty minutes talked about how he's helped people work on themselves though his buddhist brand of pseudo intellectual existentialist bullshit. I told him he should focus more on taking showers daily and washing everything in his bedroom. Thats my advice to all you suicidal retards: Just focus on taking showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 THIS THREAD IS OBV NOW ABOUT CEREAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Now I'm wondering how much a non-imported box of cereal costs in the UK...maybe $15 isn't as bad as it sounds if you're comparison shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Styrofoam marshmallows and gray sludgy milk. More for you guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Gay cereal. It goes for $8.99 a box on Amazon. Or, roughly a buck an ounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Qunchy Qurn Qureal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Wait. You eat marshmallows for breakfast? Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I know, huh? No wonder we're fat and lazy. (Well, most of us.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 That's fucking mind blowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 get them both in here. lets help them settle their differences in a constructive, open and hysterical way kangaroo court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 All of this bullshit aside.. still trying to figure out if the blonde from the big bang theory is smashable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 imo she is^ but this chick....ive been conflicted with as of late http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Gilbert smash or no to trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Darlene is a dyke. So your smash would be a rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 RUST-O-LEO'S ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 hit her in the lower back with a piece of firewood. hit her in the lower back with a piece of firewood!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 wonder why she was cheating on him maybe it was because he's a guy who has friends called McLovin that start threads about a divorce crisis on oontz maybe. dunno Chicks cheat for the same reason men do. To get off on some strange. Then they try to make up some psychological excuse for it in an attempt to make it sound like her dude had it coming, whereas men usually admit that they just wanted some strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 He should take her on a five star trip to S.Korea under the guise of "trying to save our relationship". Then he should rent a hot air balloon and take her on a champagne and picnic in the air tour of the Korean countryside. He should then drug her champagne, when she is knocked out he should set the balloons path for N.Korea. Just before crossing the border, he should parachute out of the balloon leaving her with a dslr with a telephoto lens, a rifle and lots of photographs of Kim Jong Un. Let N.Korea do the rest. Cheating whore. This might just be the best advice I've ever read in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 See, I would endorse something like this, but it would be a bit more of a long procedure, and not result in any deaths. At least not right away. He should: Allow the cheating to continue. Begin to drink heavily, and lose his job. Nap during the day in loose boxers and a stained wife beater, generally sleeping off a drunk. Whenever she wakes him (which will be often) he will become physically abusive. During the evening when she makes dinner, he will joke with her and act kind, then hit her in the lower back with a piece of firewood. Essentially, after months of this treatment, she will become extremely submissive and unable to continue cheating due to her fear of him. He might want to have a talk with her lover from his car with a gun resting just barely in sight. Control and balance will be restored. He might have to start hitting his kids for good measure. Suggest to him that he reads pulpy novels for further inspiration; that chain of events is heavily borrowed from Stephen King. He'll figure something out. You're really relating to her on a higher level. She really gets your creative intelligence to spark. You almost said something completely different than her. Yet, so cohesive. Im happy for you man, you found one of the good ones man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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