McLovin Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: [ Feel free to share your experiences or ask questions ] My friend is going through a tough divorce. Their relationship has been on the rocks for the past ten years. He found out she had been cheating on him. I hate to see my buddy so torn to pieces. I don't really know what to do or say. Obviously there are so many mixed emotions going on inside of him. He kind of wants her back or wants to get her back for what she has done. I'm also afraid he might take his own life.. With children im sure its going to be tough on all of them. I am no professional on this matter but i figured maybe i might get some applicable advice here.. Any helpful thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 kill your friend wear his skin and fuck her. this is the only possible solution to this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 You can act like a man! What's a matter with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 he needs to chill and do something he likes like paint on things or drink or ride bikes or play words with friends until he's calmed down to the point w here he can think about the situa tion ra tionally especial lee with ninos involved this could be a problem ese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 WHORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 He found out she had been cheating on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 lol that guy has the right idea p.s. all girls are evil edit: the lucky charms guy, not the pistol guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 case closed edit: making sure we know I'm talking about the pistol guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Actually the best advice would be to disregard bitches and acquire bounty. Or something like that. So don't quote me for being honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 does that even mean? wat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 WHORE[/color][/size] ^This guy just summed up your boy's problem and his answer all in one big red word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 For real, disregard cheating slag, acquire younger, hotter, sluttier new girlfriend. Get out of the situation, get an apartment that has enough bedrooms for the kids and beat her to the punch on custody filing. If not baby momma drama is a pain in the ass and she will usenthem kids to get her way at every turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Show his kids what kind of mom their mom is and exile that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Give that bitch a bone and take that man's Lucky Charm Marshmallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The obvious route of sitting around in his boxers, drinking whiskey and crying until he has a psychological break, gets a gun, kills wife and kids and then turns the gun on himself isn't an option? Also, Lucky Charms are $15 a box here, that fella up there is just plain greedy, I'd be happy with a bowls worth of marshmallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 What would you do if you found the girl you cheated on seeking council on the internet? Would you run back to her, or would you continue fucking around? Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The obvious route of sitting around in his boxers, drinking whiskey and crying until he has a psychological break, gets a gun, kills wife and kids and then turns the gun on himself isn't an option? See, I would endorse something like this, but it would be a bit more of a long procedure, and not result in any deaths. At least not right away. He should: Allow the cheating to continue. Begin to drink heavily, and lose his job. Nap during the day in loose boxers and a stained wife beater, generally sleeping off a drunk. Whenever she wakes him (which will be often) he will become physically abusive. During the evening when she makes dinner, he will joke with her and act kind, then hit her in the lower back with a piece of firewood. Essentially, after months of this treatment, she will become extremely submissive and unable to continue cheating due to her fear of him. He might want to have a talk with her lover from his car with a gun resting just barely in sight. Control and balance will be restored. He might have to start hitting his kids for good measure. Suggest to him that he reads pulpy novels for further inspiration; that chain of events is heavily borrowed from Stephen King. He'll figure something out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Better him than you? If he's under 25 then whatever, life goes on. Next time he should do the deep quiz on future prospects. If he's over 35 tell him to get a vasectomy, move somewhere sunny (preferably near a beach) and buy a sports car. Don't bother with the previous advice. For the rest of you- ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM. Even if you want to have kids. You'll thank me someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 If he's over 35 and European, definitely send him to Thailand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: [ Feel free to share your experiences or ask questions ] With children im sure its going to be tough on all of them. I am no professional on this matter but i figured maybe i might get some applicable advice here.. Any helpful thoughts? Let Maury be the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 If he's under 25 then whatever, life goes on. Next time he should do the deep quiz on future prospects. What on earth is a deep quiz?! Is this secret man stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The deep quiz is covered in "Pimp: The Story of My Life" by Iceberg Slim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 wonder why she was cheating on him maybe it was because he's a guy who has friends called McLovin that start threads about a divorce crisis on oontz maybe. dunno 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I think you need to sit him down, crack open two beers and really have a heart to heart with him. Discuss the root problems in his relationship and what he can do to help the relationship grow from past mistakes. Find out what his favorite dessert is and then stop making shitty, faggot ass threads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 $15 for a box of lucky charms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 this shit happens everyday. if youre really his friend, and dudes suicidal, why the fuck are you wasting your time typing this? i honestly cannot grasp why some of you kids come on here seeking advice on serious shit. thats like coming on 12oz and making a thread about whether or not we think your girlfriends pregnant because she missed her period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 oh my baby, don't cry oh my babe, just say goodbye oh now baby, don't cry oh my babe, at least we tried at least we tried to make it but in these days I'm so confused oh my love, at least we had it let me hold on to you oh my baby, don't cry oh my babe, just say goodbye oh now baby, don't cry oh my babe, at least we tried at least we tried but we lost it i will remember how you stood there and you smiling and you smile there with me oh my baby, don't cry oh my babe, just say goodbye oh now baby, don't cry oh my babe, at least we tried oh my baby, don't cry oh my babe, just say goodbye, say goodbye oh now baby, don't cry oh my babe, at least we tried, ohh oh my baby, don't cry oh my babe, just say goodbye goodbye my baby, don't cry oh my babe, at least we tried, whoa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 He should focus on himself and Co-parenting with a problematic partner. Do the best he can to help his kid/s not end up with 2nd degree trauma from the experience (ie being stuck between two people that hate on each other and use the kids as pawns) Girl will flip when he turns the page and is super work-style professional but emotionally separated with her. One of my buddies is on the same shit ... but not suicidal. Life keeps on rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 SPIT ON IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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