gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Because suicide is a mortal sin innit. What kind of Catholic d'you call yourself Swampy *tuts* That's not just Catholics though, woman. It's all Christians. THIS THREAD IS ALMOST AS RACIST AS I AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Swamp's picture is in the dictionary next to "piety" I was gonna say! Theres gotta be something in there about yay. I must've missed it. Duuuuuuude the Lord gave us all plants and trees on the earth to use maaaaaaaaaan. it's just a leaf maaaaaaaaaaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Swamp's picture is in the dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Duuuuuuude the Lord gave us all plants and trees on the earth to use maaaaaaaaaan. it's just a leaf maaaaaaaaaaaan u makin fun cuz i blow trees??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 That's not just Catholics though, woman. It's all Christians. THIS THREAD IS ALMOST AS RACIST AS I AM. Catholics are the only Christians that count, silly. Isn't that Cher's 'daughter'?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I didn't lose 50 pounds just to continue to have people post pictures like that of me, GODDAMNIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Not so bothered about the fact he used to have a vagina just that he's 50lbs heavier than you. Makes sense. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I had no idea who that was, but upon further research I realize it's a woman. Odd. For the record, it's still a she in my mind. A disgusting one, but yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 He has penix tho. I've always wanted to be able to write my name in piss so I can relate to his plight. /penisenvyoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'd build a giant catapult and try and send myself into space. I also agree with suicide being weak unless terminal illness etc, also transgenders are always their original birth sex in my mind, so if youre a bloke who becomes a woman you are atill a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 ^ Exactly. Except I wouldn't use the word "bloke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Catholics are the only Christians that count, silly. Can we exclude the Italians from this? They smell weird and talk like jigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You guys are so manly. Have you ever been to a real Italian Catholic funeral gas? The wailing is something to be admired. Anyone who can sit through a 3 hour mass in Latin deserves to be considered a Catholic...even if they do smell funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 At least give me some Jim Crowe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 At least give me some Jim Crowe. I fully advocate being separate from them, the men are very handsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's true. I can become a borderline rapist when intoxicated enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 best thread ever!! soon!! will update with pics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's true. I can become a borderline rapist when intoxicated enough Come here often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I was like, "Wait a minute. "What say I jump out of an airplane what's on fire, "no parachute, but straight into a shark tank filled with poisonous razorblades?" That's crazy talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Shooting up a fat load of heroin while listening to blue oyster cults "don't fear the reaper". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's true. I can become a borderline rapist when intoxicated enough Yeah, but you're an American dago. The ones in Italy are supposedly grope-a-holics. You guys try hard to emulate them, but just end up with Jersey Shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I would go out by shootin up a few grams of that krocodil shit Slow, painful, and flesh eating...the MANS way of offing yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Yeah, but you're an American dago. The ones in Italy are supposedly grope-a-holics. You guys try hard to emulate them, but just end up with Jersey Shore. Italian-Americans > Italians, in every way, shape, and form. Even the Jersey Shore assholes. That's right, I said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Fuckin' Zips, pissin' me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Let's just agree that you guys are the dogs of the white world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 It NEVER gets that bad. If you're at the bottom, there's only one way you can go and that's up. Suicide is such a selfish act. Man up and dictate your life instead of letting it dictate you. i agree but it can always get worse. Dont forget that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 just like amy winehouse wit all the vodka in my gut {but i got a crop coming in so that will have to wait} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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