Weapon X Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 In these harsh economic times, this is a very relevant question. Many things fall into play, such as life insurance, what your loved ones think, and the difficulty of tying a noose or jumping off the symbolic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Edward_Viaduct#Suicides 'suicide bridge'. I hear that lots people are offing themselves in Greece and Sweden. There must not be much criminal opportunity there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Shotgun. OR a gta-esque blaze of glory if i was drunk enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 suicide is for cowards. if things ever got that bad, i'd just pack a bag of necessities and relocate to start a new life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 You pussy. This thread is not for Catholics or pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 hail of gunfire > suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct Gun down the captain for no fuckin reason 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 suicide is for cowards. if things ever got that bad, i'd just pack a bag of necessities and relocate to start a new life. Waaaaaay easier said than done...but suicide is definitely the easy option, therefore you need to think of a difficult suicide. Thankfully mine has already been conceived. I would buy several cases of baked beans and sit in the tub eating them until I ruptured. Wonk saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatGatsby Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I've seen enough attempts and "attempts" at work. It'd be a shotgun to the brainstem for me or a jump from a 20+ stories, extra style points for a swan dive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Would you stop a stranger from committing suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I would buy several cases of baked beans and sit in the tub eating them until I ruptured. Wonk saggin. Just to clarify, is the tub you are sitting in filled with the baked beans you are eating? I don't think it would work if it was not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 The idea is not originally mine, so I'm not sure of the purist formula. However, I would probably pour several cans over myself and into the tub just to make clean up messier and more confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERSEULA Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'd walk into a Creed concert, kill as many people as I can, then pop a bullet right through my temples. The band MUST die, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 No respect for anyone who takes this road, unless you've got serious mental health issues, as in diagnosed chemical imbalances ect. I basically can't respect anyone who would shit all over their family and friends like that, that shit cuts mad deep. Fuck going out in a blaze of sour grapes, step up your life game and make the necessary changes. No Respect But if I did have to do it, I'd probably make it look like a pre meditated murder and frame someone I disliked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Let's have 8 billion people, then. We're all special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 No respect for anyone who takes this road, unless you've got serious mental health issues, as in diagnosed chemical imbalances ect. I basically can't respect anyone who would shit all over their family and friends like that, that shit cuts mad deep. Fuck going out in a blaze of sour grapes, step up your life game and make the necessary changes. No Respect It NEVER gets that bad. If you're at the bottom, there's only one way you can go and that's up. Suicide is such a selfish act. Man up and dictate your life instead of letting it dictate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Let's have 8 billion people, then. We're all special. ETHNIC CLEANSING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 NATURAL SELECTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I was like, "Wait a minute. "What say I jump out of an airplane what's on fire, "no parachute, but straight into a shark tank filled with poisonous razorblades?" That's crazy talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 i'm in the process of trying to renew my secret clearance so i won't describe my blaze of glory scenario. i'd rather go live in the jungle and get eaten by a pantera than kill myself like a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 im about to turn 30 whats the best way to live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 OFFSPRING --NITRO "LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I hear that lots people are offing themselves in Greece and Sweden. There must not be much criminal opportunity there. The Sweden thing is a myth. The idea is not originally mine, so I'm not sure of the purist formula. However, I would probably pour several cans over myself and into the tub just to make clean up messier and more confusing. HOT im about to turn 30 whats the best way to live? Drunkenly. I find stuff like this a bit upsetting. So not only am I too Catholic for this thread, I'm also too delicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 HOT :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 There are situations where suicide is preferable to life, terminal cancer etc. but I know that isnt the topic here. This is the "my girlfriend left me, I lost my job, my team lost, boo-fucking-hoo" suicides. I have no respect for these cop out mother fuckers. SUCK IT UP AND WALK ON! Girl left you? Nail tons of strange till you find another. Lost your job? Get a haircut and go find a better job, or milk unemployment for a while. Depressed? Take these The moral of the story, kids, is that life only gets better when you put in the work, so roll up your sleeves and get busy. Ps: Most life insurance policies wont pay out for suicide, so not only will your family not get paid, they will have to shell out the $ to bury your dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why not Catholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why not Catholics? Yeah. How come we don't get to get down with this?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Because suicide is a mortal sin innit. What kind of Catholic d'you call yourself Swampy *tuts* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 becuase your god would be very upset with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 uncreative-suicidal-thoughts-0ner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Swamp's picture is in the dictionary next to "piety" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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