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How Would You Do It? (not for Catholics)

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In these harsh economic times, this is a very relevant question. Many things fall into play, such as life insurance, what your loved ones think, and the difficulty of tying a noose or jumping off the symbolic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Edward_Viaduct#Suicides 'suicide bridge'.

 

I hear that lots people are offing themselves in Greece and Sweden. There must not be much criminal opportunity there.

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suicide is for cowards. if things ever got that bad, i'd just pack a bag of necessities and relocate to start a new life.

 

Waaaaaay easier said than done...but suicide is definitely the easy option, therefore you need to think of a difficult suicide. Thankfully mine has already been conceived.

 

I would buy several cases of baked beans and sit in the tub eating them until I ruptured. Wonk saggin.

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I've seen enough attempts and "attempts" at work. It'd be a shotgun to the brainstem for me or a jump from a 20+ stories, extra style points for a swan dive.

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I would buy several cases of baked beans and sit in the tub eating them until I ruptured. Wonk saggin.

Just to clarify, is the tub you are sitting in filled with the baked beans you are eating? I don't think it would work if it was not.

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The idea is not originally mine, so I'm not sure of the purist formula.

 

However, I would probably pour several cans over myself and into the tub just to make clean up messier and more confusing.

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I'd walk into a Creed concert, kill as many people as I can, then pop a bullet right through my temples.

 

The band MUST die, though.

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No respect for anyone who takes this road, unless you've got serious mental health issues, as in diagnosed chemical imbalances ect.

I basically can't respect anyone who would shit all over their family and friends like that, that shit cuts mad deep.

Fuck going out in a blaze of sour grapes, step up your life game and make the necessary changes.

 

No Respect

 

 

 

But if I did have to do it, I'd probably make it look like a pre meditated murder and frame someone I disliked

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No respect for anyone who takes this road, unless you've got serious mental health issues, as in diagnosed chemical imbalances ect.

I basically can't respect anyone who would shit all over their family and friends like that, that shit cuts mad deep.

Fuck going out in a blaze of sour grapes, step up your life game and make the necessary changes.

 

No Respect

 

It NEVER gets that bad. If you're at the bottom, there's only

 

one way you can go and that's up. Suicide is such a selfish act.

 

Man up and dictate your life instead of letting it dictate you.

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I was like,

"Wait a minute.

"What say I jump out

of an airplane what's on fire,

"no parachute,

but straight into a shark tank

filled with poisonous razorblades?"

That's crazy talk!

 

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i'm in the process of trying to renew my secret clearance so i won't describe my blaze of glory scenario.

 

i'd rather go live in the jungle and get eaten by a pantera than kill myself like a pussy.

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I hear that lots people are offing themselves in Greece and Sweden. There must not be much criminal opportunity there.

 

The Sweden thing is a myth.

 

The idea is not originally mine, so I'm not sure of the purist formula.

 

However, I would probably pour several cans over myself and into the tub just to make clean up messier and more confusing.

 

HOT

 

im about to turn 30 whats the best way to live?

 

Drunkenly.

 

 

 

 

I find stuff like this a bit upsetting. So not only am I too Catholic for this thread, I'm also too delicate.

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There are situations where suicide is preferable to life, terminal cancer etc. but I know that isnt the topic here.

 

This is the "my girlfriend left me, I lost my job, my team lost, boo-fucking-hoo" suicides. I have no respect for these cop out mother fuckers.

 

SUCK IT UP AND WALK ON!

 

Girl left you? Nail tons of strange till you find another. Lost your job? Get a haircut and go find a better job, or milk unemployment for a while. Depressed? Take these th_xanax.jpg

 

The moral of the story, kids, is that life only gets better when you put in the work, so roll up your sleeves and get busy.

 

Ps: Most life insurance policies wont pay out for suicide, so not only will your family not get paid, they will have to shell out the $ to bury your dumb ass.

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