Telo Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 When I was 13 I was on an airplane from Chicago to Ft Myers Beach and this girl who was i believe 22 or 23 and I got to talking. About 45 minutes into the flight she had her hand down my pants touching my junk. That was probably the weirdest experience in my life thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Is this the guy that cut that dude's head off on the bus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Yeah, he cut the head off of a juggalo. Thank him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
living proof Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Getting on a plane to melbourne tonight, will report back. Hopefully meet a nice qantas flight attendant, they're in the news for fucking dudes every few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsworker Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 from dc to rome italy, ex bulgarian gymnast ,current makeup artist from LA, sexy ass accent and she slept with one leg extended almost above the window :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzfest08 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 :lol: :lol: tip your flight attendants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzfest08 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 take a laptop and start watching this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Rocked up to schippol airport to leave for home but the italians didn't stamp my passport on the way in so apparently i was "illegally" in europe as the customs lady lead me to believe a bit of sweet talking isorted it out On the same flight, mate and i started talking to the guy next to us who had a free room in Dubia from emirates for a delayed flight, landed at 10 pm went out for dinner, taxis around the place, went swimming somewhere and had an epic night (all free???)got back just in time for the 8am connecting flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 ^ Sounds like the lady was just trying to put a scare in you. I've flown to many countries that didn't stamp my passport upon arrival and never had a problem. I hate when someone's on a plane with a crying baby and they walk it up and down the isles so that everyone can hear it screaming. They should really make special flights for kids ages five and under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Agreed, I once paid for an upgrade to first class at check in since it was only $50 extra for a 5 hour flight. This dickhole and his wife behind me both had toddlers, on their laps, trying to save money by not getting extra seats. Kids would not shut the fuck up and kept crying the entire flight, I couldn't go to sleep. Everyone in that first class was giving them WTF looks after realizing the flight was going to suck. I think there should be a 3rd class built into the luggage or something for the obese and people with kids under 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 so i got a middle seat on a cheap ass flight to go visit some booty down in tampa at her school. Fat ass greasy motherfucker on one side skinny jeans fagboy on the other. the two hit it off as best friends as soon as i sit down. this obviously makes for a horrible flight. The gay dude was on his way to florida to start working on a new design for a mermaid tail and a mermaid convention. And the other guy supposedly owned some crazy restaraunt in vegas and was a food critic. The two start getting more and more flirty and eventually exchange numbers. This whole time im stuck in the middle wishing i snuck a gun past tsa to blow my brains out. Fucking mermaid loving chefs and shit all up in my business, fuckouttahear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I usually take some xanax and hit the bar before a flight, then pass out untill I land. The greyhound though, oh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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atlerinty Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Hooked up with a cutie when I was 16. We were both on the same exchange program flying to France. We were on AirFrance so we drank wine and enjoyed a whole middle section to ourselves that we found. She wasn't having that mile-high-club airplane bathroom. Recently I was on a coast to coast flight sitting next to a woman in her early 20s who told me she was in the Marines. I hate small talk, but I really hated it with this chick, especially since she was all about it, so I tried my best to brush her off. Still though, she insisted on telling me about how badly she had to pee as we were taking off. I didn't say anything. I proceeded to watch her blow 10 bucks or whatever it is on WiFi for her laptop and chat on Facebook for the next 4 hours. Of course I was gonna look. She hit up a bunch of dudes who's display names started with things like Sgt and always started out with, "What's up, turd?" Basically, I found out about how she's getting passed around like an ounce blunt at her base, wherever she's stationed, getting rammed by married dudes. One guy told her to go to the bathroom and take a "naughty picture" of herself. She perked her head around, looking for where a bathroom might be, but never got up to go do anything. Prude bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 i'm flying for the first time this summer and it kinda scares the hell outta me. i plan on taking some ativan and trying to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pico2223 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 When I was 13 I was on an airplane from Chicago to Ft Myers Beach and this girl who was i believe 22 or 23 and I got to talking. About 45 minutes into the flight she had her hand down my pants touching my junk. That was probably the weirdest experience in my life thus far. I call total fucking BULLSHIT on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Why? Doesn't seem that far fetched. I made out with and fingerbanged some chick on the greyhound while my buddy banged some other chick in his seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 i'm flying for the first time this summer and it kinda scares the hell outta me. i plan on taking some ativan and trying to sleep. The worst thing about being a plane is that it's boring. Imagine sitting in a room with nothing to do, surrounded by 250 people farting and coughing. Bring a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I usually take some xanax and hit the bar before a flight, then pass out untill I land. The greyhound though, oh boy. xanax + bar b4 flight = win and ur 24'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2004WasAgesAgo Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ^ Depends on how you handle benzos. 5 valium and 5 drinks I felt a mild buzz, got on the plane napped for a half hour woke up and felt pretty much normal again. It was annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I never get tired of looking out the window at the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 window seats or fuuuu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Rapist Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 5 Hrs San Francisco to Chicago. Begged the ticket agent to hook me up with a seat away from any kids. Got to my seat, popped 3 pain pills my boss gave me- had my own row and they played 5 hours of the Simpsons. Doing it RIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 have never had problems with anyone on a flight people hate on the food, but it is something to be eating at such an altitude; it is "fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 some drunken ass doctor dude was goin on about how many people have checked in complaining they have objects stuck in their asses & their stories. I didn't really believe any of em but it was funny to watch this professional lookin MF wildin out on the plane like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. yeabroh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash. This guy is the one who got arrested for jacking off. Tell the truth, there were no girls and you were dreaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeforall Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed. we are not impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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