cmanb7 2 Posted July 10, 2011 Anyone have any interesting stories during flight travel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CILONE/SK 433 Posted July 10, 2011 ^Your doing it wrong. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SystemFailure 548 Posted July 10, 2011 Uhhhh female flight attendant tripped on a bookbag and landed on me chest first. that was cool. Stared at while conversating a happily married mom's breasts while the husband slept. Went to the bathroom and drew swastikas with foam soap. Nothing really awesome or extraordinary. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pfffffffffft 699 Posted July 10, 2011 ^^^^ you're doing it wrong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST 31 Posted July 10, 2011 had drinks with the attendent on a prop plane once. pretty c00l i guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 2,983 Posted July 10, 2011 iN B 4 "singleservingfriends.JPEG" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool_Hand 219 Posted July 10, 2011 winnerest thread evar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gnarly Sheen 239 Posted July 10, 2011 Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html#ixzz1RjIS1ZCo :cool: story bro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonCheadle 203 Posted July 10, 2011 I farted loudly at the beginning of the flight. the extra serious woman with GLASSES and a business suit and laptop next to me did that blinking eye thing that says "I'm visibly upset but I'm not gonna SAY anything" upon which I said to her "it was you" 6 hour flight. awkward. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 2,983 Posted July 10, 2011 Don Cheadle that's fucking awesome --- Some one post that bit that David Cross does about wearing an S&M mask on an airplane! Why don't I post it? Fuck you! That's why! :haha: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted July 10, 2011 You cheap fuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool_Hand 219 Posted July 10, 2011 you can fart as loud as you want on an airplane...at least while in flight... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obnoxious 86 Posted July 10, 2011 hate flying. hate being around strangers. hate gay stuartist. hate planes. love tumbleweeds though bra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fondles 29 Posted July 10, 2011 i dont talk to ppl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butter_Milkshake 92 Posted July 10, 2011 ive never been on a plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KM4RT 489 Posted July 10, 2011 They're usually all cunts. Last flight....I get on all good and notice both seats next to me are empty. A bit unusual, but anyway the plane prepares to disconnect from the thing when they make an announcement there's going to be a slight delay because a passenger is running late. Turns out it was a dude thats sitting in my row. Plane gets ready to go again....another delay....someone running late. It turns out to be some bitch that was drinking at the bar when she got told they were announcing her name on the pa. Bitch sits next to me too! I was pretty pissed off to be sitting next to these tardy motherfuckers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thealmighty... 175 Posted July 10, 2011 I once had a fat chicks side boob brush up against my elbow on a plane Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Porcelain 220 Posted July 10, 2011 i hate standing in line next to people at stores. i would never do good on a plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PU_local 15 Posted July 10, 2011 im usually way to hammered to carry a conversation on a plane, and cant remember it by the time i land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
da1lyoperations 137 Posted July 10, 2011 On a flight from NYC to LA I was stuck next to this obese old bucket of sweat and fat. I had the isle seat and she happened to have some sever bladder problem which left her attempting to climb over me for the next 6 hours. When she wasn't desperately waddling to the toilet she was telling me about the 35 bulldogs she was breeding, between heavy, deep breaths because it must have been very exhausting to speak with lungs crushed by that much fat. At one point I tried to ignore her by watching a Louis Theroux documentary which happened to be on plastic surgery, she looked over, saw naked women on the screen and proceeded to smack my arm and call me 'dirty'. Got off at LA to change flights to get back to Sydney, made it to the next gate in about 5 minutes. 30 minutes later this bitch comes waddling back and collapses into the seat next to me, SOAKING in sweat, like she'd had a shower on the way. She took her fucking socks off while I nearly lost my guts, then showed me her seat number, and somehow... Some-fucking-how she was next to me again. I excused myself and hid in the bathroom until the flight was boarding, I asked the attendant if there were any spare seats because I felt extremely uncomfortable with my seat partner (Who actually had to take up 2 of the 3 seats in the row anyway). Any other time I've flown I've been lucky and got a row to myself or had my mates with me so we could grab a whole row. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morton 476 Posted July 11, 2011 I took a Greyhound bus with a guy who was returning to California to turn himself in on a murder bid. He was huge and I woke up with him sleeping on my shoulder, not cool. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
