cmanb7 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Anyone have any interesting stories during flight travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 ^Your doing it wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Uhhhh female flight attendant tripped on a bookbag and landed on me chest first. that was cool. Stared at while conversating a happily married mom's breasts while the husband slept. Went to the bathroom and drew swastikas with foam soap. Nothing really awesome or extraordinary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 ^^^^ you're doing it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 had drinks with the attendent on a prop plane once. pretty c00l i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 iN B 4 "singleservingfriends.JPEG" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 winnerest thread evar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html#ixzz1RjIS1ZCo :cool: story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I farted loudly at the beginning of the flight. the extra serious woman with GLASSES and a business suit and laptop next to me did that blinking eye thing that says "I'm visibly upset but I'm not gonna SAY anything" upon which I said to her "it was you" 6 hour flight. awkward. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Don Cheadle that's fucking awesome --- Some one post that bit that David Cross does about wearing an S&M mask on an airplane! Why don't I post it? Fuck you! That's why! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 You cheap fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 you can fart as loud as you want on an airplane...at least while in flight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 hate flying. hate being around strangers. hate gay stuartist. hate planes. love tumbleweeds though bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 i dont talk to ppl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 ive never been on a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 They're usually all cunts. Last flight....I get on all good and notice both seats next to me are empty. A bit unusual, but anyway the plane prepares to disconnect from the thing when they make an announcement there's going to be a slight delay because a passenger is running late. Turns out it was a dude thats sitting in my row. Plane gets ready to go again....another delay....someone running late. It turns out to be some bitch that was drinking at the bar when she got told they were announcing her name on the pa. Bitch sits next to me too! I was pretty pissed off to be sitting next to these tardy motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I once had a fat chicks side boob brush up against my elbow on a plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 i hate standing in line next to people at stores. i would never do good on a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 im usually way to hammered to carry a conversation on a plane, and cant remember it by the time i land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 On a flight from NYC to LA I was stuck next to this obese old bucket of sweat and fat. I had the isle seat and she happened to have some sever bladder problem which left her attempting to climb over me for the next 6 hours. When she wasn't desperately waddling to the toilet she was telling me about the 35 bulldogs she was breeding, between heavy, deep breaths because it must have been very exhausting to speak with lungs crushed by that much fat. At one point I tried to ignore her by watching a Louis Theroux documentary which happened to be on plastic surgery, she looked over, saw naked women on the screen and proceeded to smack my arm and call me 'dirty'. Got off at LA to change flights to get back to Sydney, made it to the next gate in about 5 minutes. 30 minutes later this bitch comes waddling back and collapses into the seat next to me, SOAKING in sweat, like she'd had a shower on the way. She took her fucking socks off while I nearly lost my guts, then showed me her seat number, and somehow... Some-fucking-how she was next to me again. I excused myself and hid in the bathroom until the flight was boarding, I asked the attendant if there were any spare seats because I felt extremely uncomfortable with my seat partner (Who actually had to take up 2 of the 3 seats in the row anyway). Any other time I've flown I've been lucky and got a row to myself or had my mates with me so we could grab a whole row. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morton Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I took a Greyhound bus with a guy who was returning to California to turn himself in on a murder bid. He was huge and I woke up with him sleeping on my shoulder, not cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 pulled my first black girl on a plane, REAL RAP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Greyhound stories would probably be ALOT more interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 went to take a piss on the Dirtdog on my way down to socal on my birthday, coming down from acid. i open the door and, still seeing strange shit, this black homeless looking fat bitch in sweatpants and hoody is in there smoking rock or some shit. it's dark because, of course, the light only turns on in there when you LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. she flips the fuck out, i stumble back down to my seat, annoyed. she comes stomping down the aisle talking about stabbing my white ass or some shit. she makes about 4 more trips back to the shitter, damn near YELLING a bunch of racist, violent shit. each time i had myself cocked and ready to manhandle this bitch if she put her hands on me. nothing happened, she eventually got taken off the bus, but let back on with the (lack of) understanding that she wasn't to be a psycho anymore. even this large ass white supremacist dude was tripping when she walked by and we'd start laughing hella hard once she passed it was fun. definitely one of the best/worst birthdays of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Greyhound stories would probably be ALOT more interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOOINKS Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 don't talk to no one on the plane, put my shades on and eat my cheeba chews then proceed to watch whatever movie they play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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