+plus+ Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ive always been intrigued by new york being from texas. Been all over cali and parts of middle east coast but everyone said nothing is like new york. I get a rat race feeling going into Houston i imagine its that feeling x100. Been to london and it smelled like shit does it smell old? and do bums really piss krink and shit sakura solids???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 we have a lot of quality restaurants. so eat at a lot of restaurants and yeah it's about to be warmer, great time to live here everything will come to you except the subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 if you need to know anything about new york please direct yourself to the above link an read everything that mero writes in that blog. unless you're trying to get turned into white guy tostones. Sorry, but this white guy will Vernon Schillinger your spade ass in NY like it's OZ up in that piece. /ALL HOMO. I don't like many places outside of Providence, but I love NY. I wouldn't wanna live there, but I definitely enjoy my vists I enjoy my visits there as well. The land itself is amazing. I could do without a lot of the people that occupy it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 killah queens!..thats all im going to say in this post oh yea F TRAIN! my new faVoRitE rApPer is from the QuEEnSBriDgE br0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 New york is a bunch of white kids in skinny jeans and vintage clothing. And all these dudes talking about living there. I've never seen so many rats in my entire life. Have fun getting rid of bed bugs too ha. damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i never saw white ppl till i went to school in manhattan..manhattan and the outer boroughs are two different beasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i dunno. it's all i see, little hipster girls chillin in bedstuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 The first few times I hung out in NY I was strictly in the Bronx and saw NO other white people, for weeks on end. The last few times I've been staying in Long Island and partying in Manhattan/Brooklyn, and I see many lovely hipster bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 nyc 2000 and beyond > pretty much everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i went to NY when i was like 12 or 13 with my dad to visit an old friend of his, jackson heights if i remember right. this was back in 97 or 98, it was an okay trip but sorta boring cause we did the usual tourist shit when i was in connecticut for submarine/mechanic school(military) we would take a train to times square to party. since it was after 9/11 we were treated like fucking royalty. we were all 18/19/20 and door guys would be grabbing us and pulling us into bars and buying us drinks and shots. even in restaurants people would anonymously pay for our meals. one guy came up to our table on his way out and put down like $200 on the table and said enjoy your meal guys. we told him that someone else already paid for it so he said go out and have some beers then. i must admit those 5 or 6 times we went was a fucking blast, but i know it was cause we were in uniform. the only things we had to pay for was transportation and hotel room(which because of our ages we would end up in some shitty ass places) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 So basically, your fond memories of NY have to do with opportunism and terrorism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 note to self, go to store and buy military uniform... engage in sexual activities with sexy new york womens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Just smoke dust everynight and bomb the fuck outs everything in sight. Ull be famous in no time /nodrugtalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I have nothing negative to say about the city, Im always surprised when i meet people who do. theyre either assholes themselves or base their view on one negative experience. like most places it is what you make of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Your horse is very tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 way to make me feel bad gasface. isad be careful impersonating a military person, we were approached many times by ex military guys that were both A. bullshitting with us B. finding out if we were legit. we even had a r.admiral tell us that he had busted someone a month before and that mofo got some time... the womenz were nice but got kind of annoying after awhile. too many pictures taken and not enough titties in mah face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Ball busting. You took it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Haha, "be careful impersonating" please. the last marine i saw around here wound up bleeding out in a parking lot after acting tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Lots of dudes come out of basic training gassed up on the "protecting the world from evil" nonsense thinking they are Rambo or the next MMA br0 star. Some of them even believe in fair fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 reading comprehension, re up on it homie that's not what i meant. i meant be careful cause if you get caught you can get into serious trouble with the law but i know what you mean about dudes getting out of boot camp and thinking they are rambo and shit. i was just a squid(navy) and have to admit that marines are the worst when it comes to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Haha, "be careful impersonating" please. the last marine i saw around here wound up bleeding out in a parking lot after acting tough. Same here. My piece of shit ex-roommate used to go into stores and rack while wearing his Air Force uniform, all after he got dishonorably discharged. He also tried to show up to my best friend's hospital room while he was in a coma and tell his dad how good he was doing in the Air Force still, even though my homie's dad is Air Force himself and called him on his bullshit. Real winner that kid was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 It all goes straight to their head... and then they start terrorizing the citizens. Irony. IRONY I SAY! And no, I know what you meant, I just said that it was silly that I could get arrested for "impersonating" something that I could, five minutes later with no effort, sign up for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Speaking of people coming home from boot camp thinking they're tough... My homie Retard Joe came home on that time, and one night while drinking he bet me I couldn't knock him out. Didn't go too good for him. I love any opportunity to show this video, even like 6 years later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 HAHAH damnnn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 HAHAHAHA best thing I've seen in ages. Probably took him down a peg too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 reading comprehension, re up on it homie that's not what i meant. i meant be careful cause if you get caught you can get into serious trouble with the law but i know what you mean about dudes getting out of boot camp and thinking they are rambo and shit. i was just a squid(navy) and have to admit that marines are the worst when it comes to that I know what you meant, dimwit. I just took the opportunity to expand on the topic. Marines are the dumbest of all armed American forces. My homie Retard Joe :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 that was not for you, it was for bigears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 what the shit did you just say about my ears?! Anyway, so back on topic I guess. A little word of advice to anyone moving to New York (OR even just visiting, true fact) First thing you want to do is apply for a NY license... yes, even if you're just visiting... THEN you want to apply for food stamps... YES, even if (I cannot stress this enough) you're JUST visiting... They will give you $200 a month... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Fuck the buff smoke sour power on the hour get in a Cam'ron DVDsclusive photoblog/journal everything Oh and claim "native" after 4 months and a train ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 This dude I know from Queens told me that the Arab thug types are wild as shit up in NYC. Truth to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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