Toiletseat Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 motherfuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 FUCKBOI, I SHIT IN YA GIRLFRIENDS BATHROOM AFTER I SMASH AND THEN DIP. HOLLAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 my bad i dont read all the thread on this site....:D you dick :mad: & chopsticks, whats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 how does he have a full bar of tic tacs after this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 <------shits everyday at appx 10am at work and proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 they installed this at my work, but atleast we still have toilet paper sidenote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 How to take a shit at work. Step 1. Go to toilet Step 2. Shit in toilet Step 3. Collect paycheck at end of month like boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 im a plumber, shiting at work is part of my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Always better to play a home game then an away game, got the home field advantage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 they installed this at my work, but atleast we still have toilet paper uhhh why would they put in toilet like that where you have to squat over the ground then stand up to flush? lol I shit at work all time don't see why it's such a big deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 i went to this italian resturant and walked on in who i thought was superman pissing in the urinal,i mistook his red cape for his work apron, which he had behind his back like some kind of lowbudget superhero..so i go in and wash my hands,and you know what this faggot does? he walks right by the sink and leaves without washing his hands...so being the reasonable person i am i promptly followed him out and in a calm voice said "HEY FAGGOT YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS,GET BACK IN THERE BEFORE I TELL YOUR MANAGER YOU GRIMEY FUCK" which he replied in a not so friendly manner "go fuck yourself" and walked off into the kitchen area,no doubt to poison my food with his dirty little piss covered fingers,luckily it was a buffet so i filled up on bread sticks and spaghetti, with a side of those mini corndogs from the kids side,anyways i am almost ready to leave when i see this dude on cleaning duty,so i get the idea of how i am going to exact my revenge anyways long story short i shit in the sink and left it for that guy to clean up,or anyone really.the food and service was subpar anyways..it was quite liberating and i made an effort to clog the sink with my spaghetti shits. true story br0. good job pissing off the people that were yet to serve you your food. especially knowing dude had piss hands. pissing off piss hands = pissfood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COSMOGRAMMA Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 BUMP RACHEL BILSON edit; nvm he posted it himself YO SUN DAT TAT NEEDZ MOAR ARROWZ B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 he replied in a not so friendly manner "go fuck yourself" and walked off into the kitchen area,no doubt to poison my food with his dirty little piss covered fingers,luckily it was a buffet so i filled up on bread sticks and spaghetti, with a side of those mini corndogs from the kids side. JOKES ON YOU, THE CORNDOGS ALWAYS HAVE PISS ON THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 no homo been busy so havent finished the sleeve :\ damn dude you really could beat up the big brown man, zangief kid, and most threads swoll house nh :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 u dont want it with b00st br0seidon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silly_kelly Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 just dropped this little bugger. 9:00 am @work no prob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monestar Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 i went to this italian resturant and walked on in who i thought was superman pissing in the urinal,i mistook his red cape for his work apron, which he had behind his back like some kind of lowbudget superhero..so i go in and wash my hands,and you know what this faggot does? he walks right by the sink and leaves without washing his hands...so being the reasonable person i am i promptly followed him out and in a calm voice said "HEY FAGGOT YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS,GET BACK IN THERE BEFORE I TELL YOUR MANAGER YOU GRIMEY FUCK" which he replied in a not so friendly manner "go fuck yourself" and walked off into the kitchen area,no doubt to poison my food with his dirty little piss covered fingers,luckily it was a buffet so i filled up on bread sticks and spaghetti, with a side of those mini corndogs from the kids side,anyways i am almost ready to leave when i see this dude on cleaning duty,so i get the idea of how i am going to exact my revenge anyways long story short i shit in the sink and left it for that guy to clean up,or anyone really.the food and service was subpar anyways..it was quite liberating and i made an effort to clog the sink with my spaghetti shits. true story br0. Poppy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 everyone posting in here deserves to be shit on ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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